I went on a date with a girl called simile. I don’t know what I metaphor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richardbaconaise
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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That simile though πŸ‘ŒπŸ½
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Similes

What are they like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Injustpotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there is a mile between the S's.

Have to give credit to my ten year old daughter for this one... Apparently I'm bringing her up right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
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What is another word for a copy of a fax?

A fax simile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Daughter: "Dad! My little brother said I'm as chubby as the blue ribbon steer at the State Fair!"

Dad: "That isn't very nice but it's a reasonable fat simile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Die4Cy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Senator Cruz didn't like it when an editorial cartoon depicted him as a Borg

His Chief of Staff explained to him that in the US, the First Amendment guaranteed all citizens the right to free speech, and that yes this did indeed include unflattering depictions in newspapers' editorial cartoons.

"You will be a simile, Ted"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
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