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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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👤︎ u/smike1981
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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👤︎ u/Neutrinoccino
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I like puns :)
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👤︎ u/Dytlan-
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?

Because they take everything literally.

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👤︎ u/firejuggler74
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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She doesn't like puns or DBZ. Let her go.
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👤︎ u/SpasticGinger234
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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Do you guys like puns?
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👤︎ u/Aushire
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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Do you like puns about drowning?

I think they are breathtaking

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👤︎ u/muxamoose
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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I don’t even like puns...
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👤︎ u/Auxilor
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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How to propose an asian who likes puns.
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👤︎ u/DSpeed4s
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Mother Nature likes puns now.
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👤︎ u/Succulent_Hat
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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This might be a little bit door-key, but I like puns
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👤︎ u/Unique_Decomposition
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Some people don't like puns...

and what I tell them is to turn that frown SUNNY SIDE UPside down.

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👤︎ u/Traditional_Sleep
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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What do you call a girl who likes puns?

RePUNzel proceeds to slap knee

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👤︎ u/redwood_ninja_
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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My brother told me he didn’t like puns.

He was swiftly punished.

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👤︎ u/thisuglymug
📅︎ Mar 22 2018
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Even Maccas like puns.
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👤︎ u/Ghazi_Arasyid
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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Herd you like puns imgur.com/gallery/e8CBXKL
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👤︎ u/horizontalcracker
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?

Because they are always taking things literally

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👤︎ u/synthetic_tendency
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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I heard you all like puns. youtube.com/watch?v=YZgNK…
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👤︎ u/SuckMyDax
📅︎ Dec 02 2014
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I certainly soap you like it.
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👤︎ u/RossChickenTendies
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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I think joule really likes this joke
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👤︎ u/HenkBlok
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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I have a hunch you will like this joke
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👤︎ u/HenkBlok
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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👤︎ u/bo_veytia
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

“I play a little guitar!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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Seems like a Bassless claim to me
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👤︎ u/cREDBARON
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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I like telling Dad jokes.

sometimes he laughs

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👤︎ u/AlfieOnSleep
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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How often do I like jokes about chemistry?

Periodically.

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👤︎ u/DrizztoElCazador
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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I like the name Frodo,

It really has a ring to it.

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👤︎ u/fullmiz
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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he seems like a fun guy
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👤︎ u/morepoli
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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👤︎ u/GoldenBalls7
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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What smells like feet and tastes like fish?

Shoe-shi

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👤︎ u/wentcamping
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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There's a term for people like Trump

Evidently not two though

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👤︎ u/Meemsouprice
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Dont hate me its cakeday

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👤︎ u/imaharry23
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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i'm beginning to feel like a pun god
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👤︎ u/ooopd
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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I like telling fart jokes.

They are tough to hold in.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Sex is a lot like maths...

You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on this after the break.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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👤︎ u/tvz32
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Not my joke in any way but thought people might like it.
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👤︎ u/Death-to-Raisins
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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why don't Greeks like getting up in the morning?

Well, probably because dawn is tough on Greece

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👤︎ u/leadonNC
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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hurts me like a papercut
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👤︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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What style of music ocean creatures like the most?

Aquapella

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👤︎ u/Hurtkopain
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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I'd like to share a small victory with you all today

^(victory)

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👤︎ u/bobby_vance
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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My daughter told me she doesn’t like the Odyssey.

I told her: that’s odd, I see.

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👤︎ u/HappyRamenMan
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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I like telling dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.

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👤︎ u/xo_OwO_xo
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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When I was little I was like this:

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👤︎ u/bbgamingandcollect17
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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