My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
I usually prefer electric appliances
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
What kind of pizza did the pilot prefer?
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
What kind of floors do Ghosts prefer in their homes?
Bam-Boo floors.
Happy Halloween to all!
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.
That's comparing apples to oranges.
What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
Why does the army prefer combustion engines?
They're better when youre on petrol
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?
How do you know pirates prefer voluptuous women?
They’re always hollering “a vast bootie!!!”
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain
Hey kids for your online schooling do you prefer Google meet?...
85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
My wife said she prefers brown rice
What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?
I tried introducting my girlfriend to IPAs but she still prefers Miller Lite
Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.
A shopper prefers to not wear a mask
Me: You should be wearing a mask for your own safety.
Her: Says who?
Me: Kinda.
Melons prefer church weddings
What type of real estate transactions do dwarves prefer?
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-Smoking".
Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial"
What kind of toilet paper does a porcupine prefer?
I Prefer Not To Trim My Toenails.
It's not because I think it's beneath me.
It's not because I wouldn't stoop that low.
It's because I consider it to be a waste of my talons.
Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?
What kind of condoms do frogs prefer?
I prefer dad jokes about eyes....
Where do chickens prefer to eat their feed?
I don’t like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
Her: Obviously, everyone prefers to use a vacuum cleaner to a brush.
Me: Isn’t that.....a sweeping generalization?
While being tortured I was asked if I'd prefer to have either my arms or legs cut off.
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because sorcerers
sometimes have milk
in them.
Why do dice prefer to be in groups of two?
Because then it's a pair-a-dice
Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse-grain pepper?
He hates it when it's high ground.
There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.
I prefer to make my own antifreeze during the winter.
It's easy... I just take away her coat.
During these uncertain times I prefer to stay away from automobile dealerships.
Before you know it you have car-owner virus.
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
My twin brother likes to take the stairs, but I always prefer the elevator.
I guess..... we are raised differently.
My girlfriend likes to take the stairs but I prefer taking the elevator
I guess we were raised defferently.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
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