Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
Some consider owls to be symbols of death.
Consider the following
WD-40 is just wrench dressing.
Some might consider me a genius in a blazer...
...when really, I just consider myself a khakius in a polo.
If you’re getting married consider the following...
...on one hand, you wear a super cool ring, on the other hand, you don’t
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province
But the voters are having Nunavut
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
A lot of people consider me to be the margarine of comedy
I tell a joke and they can’t believe it’s not better.
If you are what you eat, consider me a dried grape.
I guess I'm just a product of my raisin.
My aunt's astrological sign was cancer, funny to consider how she died
She was killed by a giant crab
Before starting a cult, be sure to consider the following
You need to consider the elements of a pun
Everyone considers honesty a virtue
but no one wants to hear the truth.
Im don't consider myself hip
Do you think people in Finland who lose their citizenship consider themselves unfinished?
I posted the Knitler picture and puns followed, except they didn't consider some puns
Now I consider myself a pretty bad person, But the guy who stole food from that birthday party over there
I won’t even consider ordering an appetizer at Indian restaurants
It’s a total naan starter
I told the family we seriously need to consider getting a mini-van, and my 4-year-old-son was very upset.
Instead, he insisted we buy a Mickey van.
As a woman I consider myself to be wife material. You know how much you have to pay per yard for wife material? About a house and a yard!
In most places, the right side is considered the right side to drive on. The ones left consider it to be the left.
I was telling my buddy how my wife is driving me to drink. He said to me, “Consider yourself lucky.”
Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?
Do you know why I consider my warehouse job a sacred thing?
Because worshipping pallets!
I would consider myself a pretty rad dad, so here you go: "Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"
"Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"
Because he was a PDF File!
If you're going to steal some poetry, what should you consider?
what does a successful person without arms consider the world
If you're thinking about working in a prison library, it's important to consider the prose and cons.
My Japanese mathematician friend considers the number zero to be his mentor.
He keeps saying, “Notice me, sin(pi).”
Three things bats consider before moving to a new cave.
Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation.
I'm an assassin, but I consider myself a storyteller.
I specialize in surprise endings.
Why is it always about the glass being half full or half empty? Shouldn’t we consider the whole pitcher? Some would say...
If any one on this sub is thinking of getting married soon, please consider this carefully.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefully—-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefully—-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
If any of you single *fellas here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do:
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
For people on this sub who are thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefully—-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
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