My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.
Deciding what to study in college
What do you call scientist who studies female rappers?
What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called?
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
I enrolled in a paid clinical study that requires an hourlong nap every day for six months.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts
The founder of modern study.
I've decided to switch careers to study modern female rappers.
I think my parents will be so proud when they learn I'm a Cardi-B-ologist.
My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:
A person who studies albinos?
Studies show that the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are causing people to cry
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
What do you call a joke that can help you with your studies?
My friend studies the science of unspecialized cells that can divide to produce some cells that are destined to become specialized....
Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs...
What do fish study in school?
According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
It’s a mail dominated industry.
I went to University to study to be a doctor.
Unfortunately, I had to drop out. I just didn't have the patients.
So I read a study the other day claiming that “humans eat more bananas than monkeys”
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A local contractor hired a pasta chef to redo the interior of a doctor’s office that studies antibiotics.
The inside looks great! They have a penne ceiling.
A professor studies bisexual people
He is a professor of biology
I tried to study abroad once in college
She asked me if I had a staring problem
What do you call someone that studies the science of wish granting?
I read a study that sailing in Finland is mostly done by women
If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.
His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
Studies have revealed that cows produce much more milk when the farmers talk to them.
It's a case of, in one ear and out of the uddet
Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.
Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
I got picked for this five-day-a-week, year-long sleep study. It pays $15,000 a month.
What do you call a scientist who studies avian sexuality?
I wanted to study astronomy...
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
I don’t trust double blind studies
It’s literally the blind leading the blind.
What does a seal study in school?
Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....
What kind of equipment do you need to study birds?
I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol
Its bird-gin-ing research.
I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you study in music college?