The founder of modern study.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do fish study in school?

Algaebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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A professor studies bisexual people

He is a professor of biology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therderper123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.

Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1ST3RT0RGU3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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So I read a study the other day claiming that β€œhumans eat more bananas than monkeys”

Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeik5150
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...

...they will be subma-weiners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I wanted to study astronomy...

But it was over my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/President_Calhoun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a scientist who studies avian sexuality?

A Hornithologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melonwheel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...

they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.

Those are Apple Bottom Genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".

Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What does a seal study in school?

Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MALESTROMME
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I don’t trust double blind studies

It’s literally the blind leading the blind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceCoolBrutus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What kind of equipment do you need to study birds?

Birdnoculars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol

Its bird-gin-ing research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I got picked for this five-day-a-week, year-long sleep study. It pays $15,000 a month.

It’s my dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutrinoccino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Studies have shown that sheepskin face masks are incredibly effective...

They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessmacdee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production

When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxEcho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Harvard University just ran a study proving 74% of the countries have flawed dams and it was dismissed

because it didnt hold water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amigodojaspion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Studies show alcoholic law students...

...are more likely to have trouble passing the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pvc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I had this blood test last week and didn't study

Good thing I managed to get a B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iyxnoluwa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?

A Pharaoh Faucet Major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berryville_con
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I know a religious woman living in a monastery who studies the encyclopedia...

She's nun the wiser!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you study in music college?

A major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phagocitosis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Accordion to a recent study, 90% of people didn’t realize

I put an instrument at the start of this sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revaforce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.

They won’t rest until they find a cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woof_574
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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New study determines what 99% of kids homeschool hate the most

Their teacher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.

Current events make it less attractive.

All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Barnyard studies have consistently found

that two out of three pigs use inferior building materials.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carpicon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles....

Never get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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No matter how hard I study farming and angles, I’m doomed to be an amateur.

I’ll never be a protractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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There was a recent study done on a baby's first words.

It had some interesting dada to go by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadbonbon
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I specialize in the study of swear words from the 1800s...

I'm a geeologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by

He sensed something amiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A new study shows 9/10 people who are afraid of hurdles...

Never get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigZ41
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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What do you call someone who dedicates their life to the study of the eye?

A pupil!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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