Study Abroad Puns

She asked me if I had a staring problem

It’s 2019 - it should be called ‘study a woman’.

EDIT: It’s 2019 - it should be called “Women’s Studies” now. (Punchline polishing by /u/NoodlesRomanoff)

So I asked him for her name.

I asked him what was wrong with the women here.

What's her name?

He asked me, "Oh really? What's her name?"

Me: I'm thinking about studying abroad next fall. Dad: How hot is she?

Dad: I studied abroad. Mon: Really? Dad: Yeah. I studied lots of broads.

"Study abroad? I'd study a broad."

It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.

I said, c'mon man... *lady

My Dad: What's her name

I replied "Blonde Or Brunette"?

I've been here for a couple months now. My family is in Boston, so I'm 19 hours ahead.

My dad asks for the winning lottery numbers at least once a week.

He asked me what her name was.

Me: "Do you think I should study abroad? "

Dad: "I think you've already studied enough broads."

Ohh man...

I have and I ended up marrying one

And my dad goes, "I never understood why you would study abroad when you could study all of them."

Me: "Yeah, his girlfriend will be studying abroad for a year."

Dad: "Which broad will she be studying?"

.....

My dad and his brother didn't skip a beat when I was talking to them about it.

Dad: "What's her name?"

Uncle talking to me about it later: "So, when are you going to go study that broad?"

I was talking to my dad about the possibility of traveling to another country and studying abroad. When I asked him if he's ever studied abroad he replied, "I've studied many broads."

This is a conversation with two of my friends in college. Friend 2 is showing some true dad material already.

Friend 1: "I really want to go study abroad in Europe"

Friend 2: Study Abroad?? Who's the broad?"

My best friend just returned from Denmark and came over to watch the game.

Dad: So how was your last semester?

Friend: It was amazing. I was abroad. It was so much fun.

Dad: Yeah, you did seem a little more feminine than I remember.

-Couldn't help but laugh.

"No, I've been a man since birth."

Him: I studied abroad in Chile Me: What was her name? Silence and confusion followed, he didn't get it.

The other night at the dinner table my wife was giving some advice to my son. He is too young to really understand, but sometimes we'll give him advice anyway, and it usually reflects something we wish we could do over again in our own lives.

My wife: "Son, make sure to study abroad in college if you get the chance."

Me: "Make sure to study a few, if you can."

I went in to get a new battery for my watch and while he was working we were making smalltalk. I mentioned that I just got back from doing study abroad in Ireland, and he asked:

"Which one?"

Took me a second.

My friend and I were talking about his sister who is studying abroad in France, with out missing a beat my dad says yeah I studied a broad or two in my day

My dad and I were on Skype with my grandfather, talking about my college life. I said "I might study abroad or something." They both simultaneously said "Which broad are you going to study?"

Friend A: What'd y'all do this summer?

Friend B: I studied abroad.

Me: Was she at least nice about it?

^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry.

BringItBackNowYall: Mom, I'm going to study abroad my junior year.

Mom: Well shit, BringItBackNowYall. I kind of figured you would someday.

BringItBackNowYall: I'm glad you understand.

Mom: So tell me, which one is she?

Edit: For the record, I'm a lady :)

Studying abroad.

I have a real dad, and a fake dad (my best-friend's stepdad.) I told them both that I wanted to study abroad in the summer.

Real dad: "Why do you want to study abroad? You're already a broad!" Fake dad: "I've studied a broad or two in my day!"

Har. Har.

Grandfather: So how's school going, do you like all your classes?

Me: Yeah they're fine, I was thinking about studying abroad next semester.

Grandfather: Yeah, I bet you wanna study a lotta broads.

My roommate's girlfriend is currently participating in a study abroad program in Seoul, SK. She had posted something to my Facebook wall and my dad asked me over the phone what she is doing overseas. I told him and he asked what she studies. I said international affairs and without skipping a beat he said "Ah, I see: Boyfriend here, boyfriend there..."

Brother: "Why would someone want to study abroad?"

Dad: "Because it's better than studying a guy!"

My girlfriend was showing me a picture of her friend

Her: I think she is studying abroad in Sweden.

Me: There thousand of girls in Sweden. How'd she choose just one?

My sister was looking at some scholarship stuff and she said she would be interested in studying abroad.

Dad says "How about studying a guy instead of a broad?"

Me: "Dad how are we paying for my health expenses for my study abroad trip?"

Dad: "We? You got a mouse in your pocket?"

Oh, okay, thanks dad.

Me: Hey dad I'm thinking of studying abroad. Dad: Just make sure its the right broad hahahahaha

My brother started to tell my grandpa about his plan to study abroad in Japan for the summer.

My grandpa asked "Who's the broad?"

I don't even think he meant it as a joke and just misinterpreted, but I can't stop laughing.

I'm on study abroad in Mexico right now, staying with a host family. Last weekend I went to the beach, and when I got home I was talking to my "dad" about it. He asked if there was a lot of people there, and I told him that no, it wasn't very busy. Then he commented that during Semana Santa (basically spring vacation) the only place to stay is "hotel camarena."

I looked at him confusedly, and he clarified.

"You know, hotel 'cama(bed) arena(sand)'."

(Meaning the only place to stay is on the beach, because the hotels are all full.)

This isn't the first dad joke I've gotten from him, hopefully I can remember more to post in the future.

My grandma asked my brother, "So have you gotten any chances this semester to study abroad?"

My dad stepped in and said, "Oh don't worry. He's been seeing two girls this semester!"

Me: My friend is going to Italy to study abroad

Dad: Why would he want to study abroad?

Mom: Maybe he doesn't want to study a dude

My girlfriend: My brother went to london when he was studying abroad.

My dad: Oh, what was her name?

Me: How long did one last him?

He asked me which one

"Oh yeah? Who is she?"