I tried to study abroad once in college

She asked me if I had a staring problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
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I personally hate the term β€˜study abroad’.

It’s 2019 - it should be called β€˜study a woman’.

EDIT: It’s 2019 - it should be called β€œWomen’s Studies” now. (Punchline polishing by /u/NoodlesRomanoff)

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My son said he wants to study abroad next term

So I asked him for her name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_realest_GOAT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My friends kid said he wanted to go to europe to study abroad

I asked him what was wrong with the women here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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You're gonna go study abroad?

What's her name?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmath89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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Told my grandpa that I wanted to study abroad...

He asked me, "Oh really? What's her name?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LovesPasta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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Study abroad program

Me: I'm thinking about studying abroad next fall. Dad: How hot is she?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kreiffer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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I think I want to study abroad...

Dad: I studied abroad. Mon: Really? Dad: Yeah. I studied lots of broads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bstiles0
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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My dad overheard my mom and I discussing my internship or study abroad options for the summer and had to chime in

"Study abroad? I'd study a broad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacloldrum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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Studying abroad

It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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My friend said he was studying abroad

I said, c'mon man... *lady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigs203
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Brother: My friend is in Greece studying abroad

My Dad: What's her name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shromboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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A friend told me he was studying abroad.

I replied "Blonde Or Brunette"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartChryslerIsFat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I'm studying abroad in New Zealand...

I've been here for a couple months now. My family is in Boston, so I'm 19 hours ahead.

My dad asks for the winning lottery numbers at least once a week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBD3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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I told my dad that I was planning on studying abroad my last semester of college.

He asked me what her name was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommynoble6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Talking with my dad about studying abroad in college...

Me: "Do you think I should study abroad? "

Dad: "I think you've already studied enough broads."

Ohh man...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wedsa5
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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You ever studied abroad?

I have and I ended up marrying one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsBraingels
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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I was talking about my friend who was studying abroad for a semester...

And my dad goes, "I never understood why you would study abroad when you could study all of them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johng123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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Studying abroad

Me: "Yeah, his girlfriend will be studying abroad for a year."

Dad: "Which broad will she be studying?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shakeblake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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So, I'm going to be studying abroad for college

My dad and his brother didn't skip a beat when I was talking to them about it.

Dad: "What's her name?"

Uncle talking to me about it later: "So, when are you going to go study that broad?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlaidDragon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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Studying abroad

I was talking to my dad about the possibility of traveling to another country and studying abroad. When I asked him if he's ever studied abroad he replied, "I've studied many broads."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarryEyedLepus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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Studying Abroad

This is a conversation with two of my friends in college. Friend 2 is showing some true dad material already.

Friend 1: "I really want to go study abroad in Europe"

Friend 2: Study Abroad?? Who's the broad?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forcefx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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Feeling a bit girly

My best friend just returned from Denmark and came over to watch the game.

Dad: So how was your last semester?

Friend: It was amazing. I was abroad. It was so much fun.

Dad: Yeah, you did seem a little more feminine than I remember.

-Couldn't help but laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamdaman1212
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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A date asked me if I had ever been abroad...

"No, I've been a man since birth."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterducky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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Got a co worker yesterday

Him: I studied abroad in Chile Me: What was her name? Silence and confusion followed, he didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jumping_Koalas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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Busted out a dad joke the other day

The other night at the dinner table my wife was giving some advice to my son. He is too young to really understand, but sometimes we'll give him advice anyway, and it usually reflects something we wish we could do over again in our own lives.

My wife: "Son, make sure to study abroad in college if you get the chance."

Me: "Make sure to study a few, if you can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mctoasterson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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Got dadjoked by a watch repairman

I went in to get a new battery for my watch and while he was working we were making smalltalk. I mentioned that I just got back from doing study abroad in Ireland, and he asked:

"Which one?"

Took me a second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcnassau
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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A classic

My friend and I were talking about his sister who is studying abroad in France, with out missing a beat my dad says yeah I studied a broad or two in my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbearv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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Multi-generation dad joke

My dad and I were on Skype with my grandfather, talking about my college life. I said "I might study abroad or something." They both simultaneously said "Which broad are you going to study?"

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I'm not even a father yet, but I feel like I'm prepared

Friend A: What'd y'all do this summer?

Friend B: I studied abroad.

Me: Was she at least nice about it?

^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I made a huge decision concerning my college career...

BringItBackNowYall: Mom, I'm going to study abroad my junior year.

Mom: Well shit, BringItBackNowYall. I kind of figured you would someday.

BringItBackNowYall: I'm glad you understand.

Mom: So tell me, which one is she?

Edit: For the record, I'm a lady :)

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What is the prerequisite for becoming an OB/GYN?

Studying abroad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGGargadon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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Two different dads, two similar dad-jokes.

I have a real dad, and a fake dad (my best-friend's stepdad.) I told them both that I wanted to study abroad in the summer.

Real dad: "Why do you want to study abroad? You're already a broad!" Fake dad: "I've studied a broad or two in my day!"

Har. Har.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VonSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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My Grandfather Dad-Joked Me: The Grandad Joke

Grandfather: So how's school going, do you like all your classes?

Me: Yeah they're fine, I was thinking about studying abroad next semester.

Grandfather: Yeah, I bet you wanna study a lotta broads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattwillyz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2014
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He never misses an opportunity to dad joke me

My roommate's girlfriend is currently participating in a study abroad program in Seoul, SK. She had posted something to my Facebook wall and my dad asked me over the phone what she is doing overseas. I told him and he asked what she studies. I said international affairs and without skipping a beat he said "Ah, I see: Boyfriend here, boyfriend there..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goingnoles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2014
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Dad-joked at dinner tonight

Brother: "Why would someone want to study abroad?"

Dad: "Because it's better than studying a guy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunder102
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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Got my girlfriend with this gem

My girlfriend was showing me a picture of her friend

Her: I think she is studying abroad in Sweden.

Me: There thousand of girls in Sweden. How'd she choose just one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krazykarl94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2016
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Dad just got my whole family at lunch

My sister was looking at some scholarship stuff and she said she would be interested in studying abroad.

Dad says "How about studying a guy instead of a broad?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LolzMasterDX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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My dad on "we"

Me: "Dad how are we paying for my health expenses for my study abroad trip?"

Dad: "We? You got a mouse in your pocket?"

Oh, okay, thanks dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingz0mbie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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I told my dad a semsester in Europe would be awesome and this is his response.

Me: Hey dad I'm thinking of studying abroad. Dad: Just make sure its the right broad hahahahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medabee120
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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Grandpa pulled this one out today...

My brother started to tell my grandpa about his plan to study abroad in Japan for the summer.

My grandpa asked "Who's the broad?"

I don't even think he meant it as a joke and just misinterpreted, but I can't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordoftime
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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Dad joked...In Spanish!

I'm on study abroad in Mexico right now, staying with a host family. Last weekend I went to the beach, and when I got home I was talking to my "dad" about it. He asked if there was a lot of people there, and I told him that no, it wasn't very busy. Then he commented that during Semana Santa (basically spring vacation) the only place to stay is "hotel camarena."

I looked at him confusedly, and he clarified.

"You know, hotel 'cama(bed) arena(sand)'."

(Meaning the only place to stay is on the beach, because the hotels are all full.)

This isn't the first dad joke I've gotten from him, hopefully I can remember more to post in the future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerclarinet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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Yesterday at Easter dinner my dad made the entire family groan.

My grandma asked my brother, "So have you gotten any chances this semester to study abroad?"

My dad stepped in and said, "Oh don't worry. He's been seeing two girls this semester!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zwgwz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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Mom joke

Me: My friend is going to Italy to study abroad

Dad: Why would he want to study abroad?

Mom: Maybe he doesn't want to study a dude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tattooed_Native
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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My girlfriend got rapid fire dadjoke'd by my dad and I

My girlfriend: My brother went to london when he was studying abroad.

My dad: Oh, what was her name?

Me: How long did one last him?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjeby3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Told my dad that I wanted to study abroad in Japan

He asked me which one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/restinpiecesMXE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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Studying Abroad

"Oh yeah? Who is she?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olszak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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