Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?

I guess they successfully cured cancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewlius_Ceizure
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?

It's Pierre-reviewed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelzetzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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We successfully went back in time and got Isaac Newton and Shakespeare to complete each other's research

Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.

I wound up using cellular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What does every Physics Research starts with?

A Quest_ion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abionic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Market research.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Dad Joke Research Center

My 14yo son drew this comic on his whiteboard, someone said I ought to post it here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JakesDoorComics/comments/j2f29l/dad_joke_research_center/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alanstanwyk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Research paper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.

They won’t rest until they find a cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woof_574
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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β€œNation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.

They're algae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDeathDragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?

It was a topical vacation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alecksface
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Accordion to research...

95% percent of people don't notice when you replace a word with an instrument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samarpaul77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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To steal someone's research material on plague is to

Plaguerize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do despicable me minions use for research?

Grugle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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NOT A JOKE - I Need Help with Dad Joke Research

Hello, I'm a student and I’m building something related to sharing jokes. As part of my project, I need to survey potential users of the product.

Can I have permission to ask for help with my homework here? (I wasn't sure if this would be breaking the rules)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats2easy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I was doing research on the presidents of the USA

And my computer froze on the 35th one.You got to be John F kidding me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Research finds taller people sleep longer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superfudging
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why was the doctor doing diarrhia research scared?

...he had seen some shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idsmyself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_samdwich_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .

All Write! All Write! All Write!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.

Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Archaeologists are conducting groundbreaking research.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheElvenKeys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Research has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t Happy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/baseballdudeman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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From our Director of Pavlovian Research, Isabelle Ringin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doFloridaRight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Did you hear the new research on earthquakes?

It's ground breaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitejuly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Research shows that six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youworryaboutyou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Trying to find motivation and engage with research of what motivated people in the post-Bronze Age to engage in building double-storey dwellings...

Irony on two many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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After years of rigorous scientific research, I've finally managed to make an identical clone of myself!

I'm beside myself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2016
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Scientist publish sensational series of results from their habanero research

Referred to as the Red Hot Chili Papers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehtBlackberry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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When I was doing my PhD in botany, I added pictures on my final research paper.

Photos in thesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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The abbreviated version of the Rural Development Research Report is pretty funny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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I did some research to find out that NASCAR is a distant cousin of Formula One.

I’m just trying to improve race relations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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The meeting of the Earthquake Research Club was over quickly...

It was called to order at 8 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I just concluded research mapping chimp feces ...

... the locations are marked on a scatter plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bagels
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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According to a research, 5/4 people are bad at fractions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneh_01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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After years of research, experts finally determined the leading cause of dry skin:

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackMcCracken
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreninjaTube
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves...

Aren't Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paddy-Simcox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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