They charged him with resisting a rest
The Poolice. It's their doody.
It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.
Didn't see a dead body but I did witness a Murder...
Sherlock Ohms
Officer: "What's left in the cashbox?"
Cashier: "Na-ching"
The police think it's race-related.
Hustle, Sleuth.
It's some real hard hitting stuff..
After a quick investigation, the Prosecutor was able to turn it into a brief case.
An investigator
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
An INVESTIGATOR
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
An investigator
It was a briefcase
They go to the ROOT of the problem
They had nothing to go on.
They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.
Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."
Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"
Officer 1: "It's concrete."
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
An INVESTigator!
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
Police are investigating a possible hummus side.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low.
Investigator
You call an investigator
The officer says, "Huh. They left the bills, but took the coins. Any ideas, detective?"
The detective replies, "Just another centsless crime, officer."
He was forensic
Investigators are out of Leeds.
Investigators have nothing to go on.
A duck-tective!
The Private Investigator get's paid, and the stalker is pursuing his passion.
But there are no leads.
The details are pretty sketchy and the reports are saying it ended in a draw
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"
The culprit was quickly found so you could say it was a very brief case.
It looked like foul play. The mason wasn’t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldn’t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.
Then they saw the writing on the wall: the painter had both motive and opportunity. He was seen canvassing the accident site a few strokes before midnight when the accident occurred. The victim fell off a faulty ladder that was covered in finger paint. It seems the victim and the painter had a few brush-ins before. And it wasn’t a pretty picture. The painter was indicted, but despite all the evidence, the charges didn’t stick and the jury let him roll off clean.
They tried to investigate the trees, but they were all stumped.
An investigator
An investigator.
An investigator
The evidence wasn't concrete.
An Investigator
An investigator!
