Yes that is arson
I told uncle that the owner was bedridden..
A man registered for a woodworking class at his local college. At the end of orientation day, he went up to his professor and nervously enquired whether they would be learning how to make chairs.
"But of course," exclaimed the instructor. "Why?"
"Oh well you see," the man exhaled, visibly relieved "I suffer from IBS and my doctor requested a stool sample."
A man came across a giant and a midget in a bar. How did you get so tall?" a man asked the giant who replied, "I eat what's right." The man then turned to the midget to enquire, "How did you get so short?" bringing the reply of, "I eat what's left."