A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says

"Can I join you?"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
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I have a query...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeek-lukhulu
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What is a four letter word that starts a query
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Skin graft query
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zlotnleo
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If a query about horses is posted online,

does that make it an e-questrian?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyduty1930
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Skin graft query
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuxNocte
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If Microsoft had a statistical AI in China that dealt with search queries, it would be called....

An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightmare1zero1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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I walked into a bar with my gay friend!

I asked the bartender if he knows how to make a Martini? He said "Don't come here with your queries!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
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Santa joins the Army

Santa decides it's time to put his 364 days worth of downtime to use, so he travels to Warsaw to join the Army.

The recruiter says "Sir, only natives of this country can join the military".

Santa replies, "I understand, and I meet the requirements".

"How so?" queries the Recruiter.

Santa smiles and says, "Isn't it obvious I am North Pole-ish?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rebella-Scumm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Fish sticks.

A family sits down to a meal of fish sticks, fries and peas. One daughter arrives late to the table, and all of the fish sticks have already been claimed. "Are there any more fish sticks" she asks, to which the father replies "yeah, they're in the oven". "How long do you think they'll be" she queries, "about 4 inches".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jello_Shot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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My coworker loves cheese danishes.

With mouth full of pastry, he says to me "I love these cheese danishes. If I could marry them, I would."

"Why don't you just find a nice Danish girl to settle down with instead?" I replied.

"Why?" He queried.

"She's Danish."

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