Owners of the produce company whose lettuce truck crashed respond to inquiries...

> We had to let the driver go. Heads did roll.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Inquiry about my friend's father's shirt...

Friend: What does your shirt say?

His father: It doesn't say anything. You have to read it, dumbass.

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👤︎ u/Oi_to_the_World
📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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I called an old college classmate and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed...Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes, with hot water, under his wife’s supervision.

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👤︎ u/hayeshilton
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal

"Will, you, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Oct 28 2016
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