An investigation into the January 6th Capitol insurrection is not coup with Republicans.
A murder investigation or a murder investigating?
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
How do Tree crime investigators start their investigation
They go to the ROOT of the problem
An investigation has been launched after a midget was pickpocketed earlier today.
Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low.
After high school Farris Bueller became one of the most controversial FBI directors in recent memory after his investigation of a sitting president
The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"
This investigation is nuts.
There's only one traffic sign that informs you and launches an investigation
What does a private investigator call a short investigation?
I hear they're re-opening the investigation into the Black Dahlia murder
The lead investigator was asked if it would be difficult to solve and he said "You don't know the half of it!"
What do you call when a cow that helps an investigation?
Have you guys heard about the police investigation into the death of a chickpea?
Everyone asked Robert Mueller to hurry up with the investigation..
He replied, "Quit Russian me!"
How does Rick Astley separate himself from an investigation?
He tells the investigators that he will Rick-use himself from the investigation.
The first hurdle of a journalists investigation.
An ex policeman turned construction worker has been arrested. He is believed to of been in charge of a ring of cowboy workers. They were going around farms constructing stables, these stables had many faults-including many falling under strong head winds. We asked the man what his title with the police was? He replied "chief con-stable".
What did the dyslexic investigator say when he saw the remains of our water hole exploded by Dynamite?
Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.
The police think it's race-related.
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
Recently I've been doing some investigative journalism on hammers..
It's some real hard hitting stuff..
Did you hear about the farmer that just got sentenced for killing his neighbors cow?
After a quick investigation, the Prosecutor was able to turn it into a brief case.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator that wants to become a detective?
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
Two police officers were investigating a murder scene.
They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.
Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."
Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"
Officer 1: "It's concrete."
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Police were called to a day care to investigate a 3yo who was refusing to take a nap
They charged him with resisting a rest
A man was poisoned after eating an appetizer at a local restaurant.
Police are investigating a possible hummus side.
Two policemen, an officer and a detective, are investigating a murder scene.
The officer says, "Huh. They left the bills, but took the coins. Any ideas, detective?"
The detective replies, "Just another centsless crime, officer."
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
What happens after an alligator commits a crime?
An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China
What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?
Two cartoonists fought each other to death and the police are investigating
The details are pretty sketchy and the reports are saying it ended in a draw
What's the difference between a Stalker and a Private Investigator?
The Private Investigator get's paid, and the stalker is pursuing his passion.
Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
All London policemen have disappeared!
Investigators are out of Leeds.
(From my daughter) Who investigates toilet crimes?
The Poolice. It's their doody.
A police officer was investigating the theft of an attaché.
The culprit was quickly found so you could say it was a very brief case.
What do you call alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator interested in detective work?
What do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Two detectives were investigating a murder at a construction site
The evidence wasn't concrete.
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