A murder investigation or a murder investigating?
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
Two police officers were investigating a murder scene.
They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.
Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."
Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"
Officer 1: "It's concrete."
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
Two policemen, an officer and a detective, are investigating a murder scene.
The officer says, "Huh. They left the bills, but took the coins. Any ideas, detective?"
The detective replies, "Just another centsless crime, officer."
Two cartoonists fought each other to death and the police are investigating
The details are pretty sketchy and the reports are saying it ended in a draw
A police officer was investigating the theft of an attaché.
The culprit was quickly found so you could say it was a very brief case.
The police are investigating the death of a man who was killed with a can of chickpeas.
It's an obvious case of hummuscide.
The New Zealand Police investigating another kind of ram-raid
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
A detecrive was investigating a murder over at the Disney Palace
Looking at his chart of suspects, he banged his fist against the wall, "It could be any one of these three!"
Then, a silhouetted figure spoke out, "It's suspect number 1."
"The one from Norte Dame? How can you be sure?"
Quasimodo then steps out of the shadows with a knife behind his back, "Let's just say that I've got a hunch."
We're currently investigating a roll of paper towels for murder of a mysterious red liquid.
I guess we should put a BOUNTY on it.
Two detectives were investigating an unusual murder at a McDonald's.
The suspect allegedly put a Happy Meal toy into his victim's hamburger, choking him to death. One detective turned to the other and said, "Boy, I'm not sure what to do with this one - I've never had a knicknack patty whack before."
So I was investigating /r/unemployment to see if it was a thing...
...and my partner goes "are you sure it's working?"
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
How do Tree crime investigators start their investigation
They go to the ROOT of the problem
All London policemen have disappeared!
Investigators are out of Leeds.
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
An investigation has been launched after a midget was pickpocketed earlier today.
Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low.
What do you call a doctor that does yearly checkups?
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
I tell the FBI when I see two alligator siblings having sex.
I'm a gator-incest investigation instigator.
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China
Police were called to a day care to investigate a 3yo who was refusing to take a nap
They charged him with resisting a rest
A pet shop selling dog products has been robbed.
Police have no leads to investigate
What did the train conductor use to murder his ex-wife?
Investigators aren't sure yet, but they discovered he had a loco motive.
What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?
Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..
Did you hear about the guy who kept cutting down trees?
They tried to investigate the trees, but they were all stumped.
What's the difference between a Stalker and a Private Investigator?
The Private Investigator get's paid, and the stalker is pursuing his passion.
(From my daughter) Who investigates toilet crimes?
The Poolice. It's their doody.
After high school Farris Bueller became one of the most controversial FBI directors in recent memory after his investigation of a sitting president
The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"
This investigation is nuts.
The investigators still didn't know who started the fire at the Notre Dame
Two detectives were investigating a murder at a construction site
The evidence wasn't concrete.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest
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