My wife says I snore at night so I conducted an experiment

I stayed up all night and I didn't snore once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdmonster88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why was the laughing experiment for males only?

Because the scientists needed a test tickle to start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcuraF1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.

If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. β€œ13?”, the scientist asks, β€œI wanted a dozen!”

The lab clerk says β€œI thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErectAnarchy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains

It was a Toto failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I'd like to experiment with more herbs and spices

But I just haven't got thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LGPxters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called

ShrΓΆdingers Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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A man suspected his wife was hard of hearing so he decided to do an experiment. The man snuck up behind his wife and said, β€œHoney, can you hear me?” No response. He went a little closer and said a little louder, β€œHoney, can you hear me?” Still no response. So he went right beside her ear, yelling,

β€œHoney, can you hear me!?” She turned around and shouted, β€œFor the third time, yes I can hear you!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gho5ly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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My wife asked me, β€œDid you experiment a lot in college?”, and I said, β€œOf course.”

I was a Chemistry major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Dirty NASA experiment unearthed

NASA decided to send a vegetable to space. After the rough takeoff the spud soiled himself.

Operation Spud-Nik turned violent when the astronauts, due to unforeseen circumstances, ran out of food. It wasn't long before the five guys came up with a plan. They unearthed him and gouged his eyes out. As unappealing as it sounded, spud was sliced up, fried and eaten. Noone seemed to mind a little assault. Sometimes spaceflight is unpredictable and dirty sacrifices must be made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeeSpaceApiaries
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Her: Did you and your buddies experiment with sex and drugs when you were in school?

Me: Yes, but I was in the control group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Where in the fridge do you store your genetic experiments? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolinokami
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Did you hear about the teleportation experiments?

Unfortunately, they didn't go anywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retief1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Where does the dog scientist do his experiments?

In his LABRADORy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRSMORTGUY
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I did an experiment on flies...

There was a fly buzzing around my laboratory, so I decided to do an experiment. After 10 minutes, I was able to catch it. I set it on the table and said "Fly, fly". The fly flew away immediately after I released it. After another 10 minutes, I was able to catch it again. This time, I took a pair of tweezers and removed its wings. I said "fly, fly", but this time it didn't do anything once released. I was able to determine one thing: when you remove the wings from a fly, it becomes deaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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An eager chemist accidentally spilled all of his beakers for an upcoming experiment...

Now all his hopes Argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.

Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotABean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Scientist uses a dog in science experiments.

It's a lab assistant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I wish I could make a full salary just being a subject in sleeping experiments.

It's my dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I really want to ask my science experiment to the prom...

...but I don't know how to brooch the subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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SchrΓΆdinger was very secretive about the design of his experiment.

He didn't want to let the cat out of the bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do you call someone who runs around a laboratory resetting scales in the middle of an experiment?

A tare-orist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etrmedia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2016
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Experiments show that olfactory perception of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction...

Love is blind, but it has a great sense of smell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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A young woman runs a science experiment.

Once, there was a young woman who wanted to do a little psychological experiment. So she carefully bred cherry trees to bloom in multiple colors, and arranged to have them planted such that the trees of one color would spell out the name of some other color. You know, to test the Stroop effect.

However, the instructions (which were, admittedly, odd) weren't transmitted to the workers (all starving underpaid grad students) effectively, so the groups of various colored cherry trees were planted such that the colors matched the names, completely invalidating her experiment.

She's now the Stroop drupe group blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl...

She now focuses on Anglo-Saxon royalty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derleth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2016
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Did you hear about the crazy scientist who did experiments on dogs?

She used to walk around town in her lab coat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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I'm planning a science experiment

I teach Physics. One of my students pointed out to me that I nod my head a lot as I'm talking with students one on one or in small groups. When we get to waves, I'm going to ask them to count the number of times I nod my head in one class. Then they can calculate the frequency at which I nod my head, or in other words, how much my head Hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drakeonaplane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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What do you call it when a tree is performing science experiments?

Chemistry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arstotzka01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Did you hear about the Chinese chef who liked to experiment when cooking?

He liked to wok on the wild side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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I recently took place in a Milgram experiment replication

Their methods were quite shocking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorgogx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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I blew up my chemistry experiment ipfs.pics/QmXfHrCdgrZ2ugE…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachewie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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Sister: "I want to die my hair, to experiment" Dad: "Do you want a chemistry kit?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_edeetee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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