Scientist uses a dog in science experiments.

It's a lab assistant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I really want to ask my science experiment to the prom...

...but I don't know how to brooch the subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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A young woman runs a science experiment.

Once, there was a young woman who wanted to do a little psychological experiment. So she carefully bred cherry trees to bloom in multiple colors, and arranged to have them planted such that the trees of one color would spell out the name of some other color. You know, to test the Stroop effect.

However, the instructions (which were, admittedly, odd) weren't transmitted to the workers (all starving underpaid grad students) effectively, so the groups of various colored cherry trees were planted such that the colors matched the names, completely invalidating her experiment.

She's now the Stroop drupe group blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl...

She now focuses on Anglo-Saxon royalty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derleth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2016
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I'm planning a science experiment

I teach Physics. One of my students pointed out to me that I nod my head a lot as I'm talking with students one on one or in small groups. When we get to waves, I'm going to ask them to count the number of times I nod my head in one class. Then they can calculate the frequency at which I nod my head, or in other words, how much my head Hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drakeonaplane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said

I can get 5g on my phone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What does a law student and a recovering alcoholic have in common?

They both have to pass the bar.

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