To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.

Let's just say...the steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benchwrmr22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What's the difference between Mother Mary and an experimental artist?

One made a messiah and the other "made a mess, sire".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I’m going to get an experimental vision correction surgery tomorrow but I’m not so sure it’ll work.

I suppose I’ll just have to wait and see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quirksey12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What do you call an experimental laughing treatment?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superkirbyawesome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Why did the man who had experimental plastic dentures fitted see the world differently?

Because he had new Perspex teeth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Moochio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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Have you heard about the new greens keeper at Wembley? The one doing all the experimental grass cutting techniques.

His colleagues are calling him the avant-gardener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheik_yerboutis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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I’ve started making sardine flavoured tea, but I’m slightly reluctant to extend my experimentation to mackerel flavour.

It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Do You know what they call alternative medicine that has been proven to work via research, experimentation, and double-blind clinical trials?

Regular medicine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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First day of class, professor joke

First day of the new semester. I'm at my first class, Experimental Statistics. The professor is going over the syllabus and everything then stops for us to do an "exercise."

He tells us to turn to the person next to us and ask them to marry us.

(If you must know, the guy on side me said no. Apparently it was something I said.)

We start to quiet down and wait for the explanation of why 1000 students just asked each other to marriage.

The professor said that it was important for his students to be engaged during class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigguy1027
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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The greatest prank call I ever pulled off

I was an ER tech in a fairly busy inner city hospital for a few years. On one unusually slow night, around 3am, I called up to labor and delivery from an outside line. The conversation went like this:

"Labor and Delivery Nancy speaking"

"Hi I have an unusual problem and I am hoping you can help me."

"OK what can I do for you?"

"Well a couple weeks ago my wife and I had a baby boy who was born with an extremely rare condition. You see, he was born without eyelids."

"Oh my goodness!"

"Yes. Well at your hospital there they tried a new experimental treatment. They used the foreskin from his circumcision to create eyelids for him. Have you heard about this procedure?"

"OH MY GOD! No! I haven't!"

"Well everything was going great and he seemed to be healing well but when he woke up this morning, he looked a little cockeyed..."




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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurnTheTVOff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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Gave a top notch dad joke to my boyfriend today.

Looking at photos of our escapades from earlier in the day my boy friend comments on his new experimental man bun.

Me: "It looks top to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumenent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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I became a father today in my Pathophysiology class..

We were discussing the experimentation of the early 1900s on rats, and how a certain scientist would grind up cow ovaries and inject them into mice and they would subsequently die.

The professor made a point to say that the mice reacted badly to the experimentation (Read: they died every time.)

I had to do it.

"So, I suppose you could say they had a cow?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xRhavagex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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