An engineering pun

If you’re doing dangerous work on a platform that’s held together by screwed in bolts, then your life is hanging by a thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EzClapBois
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Some engineering puns imgur.com/a/AhEsf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsunami845
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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Two Engineering Buddies in an Electrifying Pun Fight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaubstopper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Not mine, X-Post from stoner engineering. v.redd.it/knucu3756jn31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ambiguous_Fruit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
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The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper,

It's an a-ply-ed science.

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I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...

Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bballcj2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Genetic Engineering...

Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it's a possum-bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebraun1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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I didn't know that this article was about sound engineering...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlsoKnownAsToad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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My daughter invited her aerospace engineering boyfriend to dinner so we could meet him...

"You're not very plane and Boeing as I thought you'd be."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trwwy321
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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The three laws of Dad Engineering...
  1. Always use the right tool for the job.

  2. A hammer is the right tool for any job.

  3. Anything can be used as a hammer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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Dad joked my Electrical Engineering TA.

My TA and someone were talking about a bunch of electronics stuff, and then then got to transformers, and I told the TA, "I tried to start studying transformers, and it looked easy at first, but it turns out they're more than meets the eye."

He started to explain why transformers could be difficult and then once he realized the pun his expression changed to sheer disappointment in both me and himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathbutton1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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EVERY TIME I had engineering homework in high school...

Me: Got some engineering stuff to do.. Dad: (FAR TOO ENTHUSIASTICALLY) I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU LIKED TRAINS!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/histpres
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2013
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Engineering.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cycleangelo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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To my friend in engineering...

A friend of mine was trying to decide what he should ask for as a graduation present. He said, " I should ask for a really cool soldering iron!" To which I replied, "A cool soldering iron doesn't seem very effective."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripplopolis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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When engineering professors try to tell jokes.

We were doing a lab using diesel engines.

"Once the fuel rack has been opened, the amount of fuel injected should be sufficient to keep the engine running under its own steam. Or even diesel."

He and the other prof then just start giggling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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During an engineering class.

Teacher: "Anyone know what's holding them together?"

Student: "Suction?"

Teacher: "No. That answer sucked."

Groans and chuckles come from all corners of the room.

EDIT: golding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Confused-Gent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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Engineering teacher made me happy

He was talking with some other students, and one of them said:

"I saw some deer driving around yesterday"

Teacher: "The deer were driving around? That's amazing!"

Chuckles ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illdiewithoutpi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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Engineering Professor (who has kids) got our entire lecture

Prof: "What's a hydraulic ram used for?" "Its where you get steel wool!" Lecture students: groans/laughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golfman246
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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Dad engineering for my baby.

https://i.imgur.com/kUlzC2l.jpg

The wife can't make me buy a couch anymore, we got a perfectly good one!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TokeyMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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He's going to college for mechanical engineering and MR degrees.

Friend: What kind of orange is that? Me: A navel orange? Friend: So how is that different from an army orange? Me: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nowakinghere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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My Dad attempting to make an engineering joke...

Dad via text: Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Me: I think this might be the first time you've sent me a new joke in several months. Please bring back the old jokes...

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