Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite

That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAtionalniHIlist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms at all?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cali_Spidey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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At 2:00PM a NASA scientist passes out....

After he is revived the medics find out the last time he ate was at breakfast. They determine that he had a "failure to lunch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixTheCrazy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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So scientists says that students need to sleep 8 - 10 hours

or -2 hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurens_b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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How do you tell a scientist he smells?

Eu-reek-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salt_inhaler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....

Its called a door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Scientists have developed a microscopic needle that is too small to be seen by the naked eye...

I just don't see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrannyLow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Scientists in Dublin are assisting in the research for a covid vaccine.

They are known as the Fighting Virish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.

What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call an angry scientist?

A scien pissed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floridaman56
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other...

It's called What Sap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a bar...

...just kidding, they know better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bel0902
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks?

They lack the element of surprise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaTFox131
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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So scientists finally discovered a fossilised dinosaur butt. For it to survive intact all that time...

It must have been a megasaurus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?

A ground-breaking discovery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungry-Hippo_3124
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Scientist are hot!

They probably have a thousand degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G4ll0wsHum0ur
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs?

Just 5 minutes more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do scientists use to freshen their breath?

Experimints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nougat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Scientists have proven that diarrhea is hereditary

Yep. They've found that it runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...

It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustStargazin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why did the bacterial scientist quit his job?

It had a toxic culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luke_gib11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?

They are always bragging about their designer jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commrademcmasters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!

They named it Don Quixote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisbensmith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome

Theyre calling it "Son-Block"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a scientist who studies avian sexuality?

A Hornithologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melonwheel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"

…Frank!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing

HeHe

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...

he bought a doe it yourself kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Scientists found out..

right after somebody showed them the exit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serious-_-Guy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours

So they called it a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kobykins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...

They think they're evolving into frisbees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.

Taiwanasaurus Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish

The results speak for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:

"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.

"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A scientist once froze himself at absolute zero.

He was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/umaborgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.

TNT. It's dino might.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unikorn9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do a world-renowned scientist and a grazing cow have in common?

They are both out-standing in their fields.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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When scientists have a sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilstardust99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.

If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Scientists have found a way to detect HIV using sound

They call the device hearing aids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs...

"Just 5 minutes more "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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An epidemiologist, a scientist, and a doctor walk into a bar...

Just kidding, they know better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drichatx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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