New Scientist Puns

A list of puns related to "New Scientist"

Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.

Taiwanasaurus Rex

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👤︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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👤︎ u/Unikorn9
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. “13?”, the scientist asks, “I wanted a dozen!”

The lab clerk says “I thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”

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👤︎ u/ErectAnarchy
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...

SURPRISE!

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.

Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse

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👤︎ u/MeDandas
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: scientists have discovered what might be the world's largest bedsheet. More on that as it unfolds.
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👤︎ u/Robot-Downey-Jr
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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I heard on the news earlier today that Scientists have officially added something new to the Periodic Table.

Designated by the letters AH, it is of course the Element of Surprise.

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👤︎ u/MusicianNerd26
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Scientists have recently engineered a new species of frog that have become immortal after removing their vocal cords

They can’t croak.

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👤︎ u/Hidoshigo
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Scientists discovered a new black hole

Thing is, it was a huge let down.

They watched it for hours and it was oh so boring. It just sucked.

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👤︎ u/PuzzledKitty
📅︎ May 17 2017
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For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...

They call it antacid.

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👤︎ u/derivedintegral
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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What are they calling that new diet pill developed by a team of Greek and Iranian scientists?

µ-slim

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Apr 09 2016
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A scientist recently mapped the chromosome of a new species...

He was hailed as a gene-ius!

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👤︎ u/sinsl727
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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Scientists discovered a new species of arctic bears, most easily identified by their fastidious teeth-cleaning activities

They're called Molar Bears

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👤︎ u/drageuth2
📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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Scientists have discovered a new kind of bee that is capable of producing milk.

They refer to it as the boo bee.

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👤︎ u/dimick1
📅︎ Oct 30 2014
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