Some pieces of technology have such great design...

Like when I used a mouse for the first time it just clicked!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Superabuser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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Did you know that an eye makes Massachusetts Institute of Technology popular?

If they didn't have it, their campus would be MT.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrOrangeTan
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What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common

A Schwing and Amish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trevorulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?

Tellulater.

I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/donttellmewhattothnk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2021
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My grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much.

I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sexxc
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I'm not afraid of technology..

They can't get me....I'm non-binary.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shitson1310
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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I just failed my Information Technology class...

I just don't get IT

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZoNaGii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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Cuttine-edge technology
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamzeubermedic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.

They were the first to go online.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2020
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What technology powers Satan's car?

The infernal combustion engine

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DatJayblesDoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
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What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2020
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Why is the world technology driven?

Because God wanted us to live in E-den.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/do_or_dyee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ing_die
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2020
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What do you call the man who lives without technology and got amputated to the elbows?

Armish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AXLISMYGOD
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
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Ancient Roman Technology really was amazing
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sad_gaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system

He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emu404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2020
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What has been the worlds most ground breaking technology?

The shovel!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tw1ch1e
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2019
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Usually I'm not good with technology...

...but when it comes to texting I'm all thumbs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2020
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What do you call new innovations in knife technology?

Cutting edge tech

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cat_Cultist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2019
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People say information technology...

like they know what IT means

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nickkasper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2019
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What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?

Answers on a postcard please.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emu404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucas1006
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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Did you hear about the recent advancements in jackhammer technology?

It's groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/undefined_reference
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2018
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2019
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A small US state is trying to hack into a computer technology company's system.

I think we ought to make Delaware.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2019
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I'm usually not a fan of technology

but I give my phone credit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AbstemiousMaccaroni
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2019
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New cutting edge technology
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/z_dog909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2018
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My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...

So I said, β€œNo u!” And unplugged his life support

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2019
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In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.

They're calling them microchips.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tehgreatiam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2019
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Cutting edge technology v.redd.it/9dksy5s64cy11
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGalacticFart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2018
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I’ve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human

But i need concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schwenger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2019
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Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2018
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Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!

Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SvNOrigami
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2019
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What technology gets the Starship Enterprise going?

Spock plugs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2019
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What's a 15th Century Mexican's favorite type of technology?

Az-tech

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/longconsilver13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2018
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In the future, when we've moved on to other technologies and protocols, USB will no longer be used.

Then all we will have left is the USB memory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/exinferris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2018
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I overheard my son say, β€œTECHNOLOGY CAN SUCK MY DICK” and I thought

Wow, we’ve cum so far

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MickRiceHall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2018
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TIL: In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.

It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2018
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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2018
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Technology doesn’t care about your sexuality...

I mean, even my computer is binary.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pythonidaer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2018
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Can't all the technologies just get along? They're missing out on a real friendchip.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-just-farted69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2018
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My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2018
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Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superscooter24
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