They are having a wheel problem at the station
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerseySideAlt9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Jesus Take The Wheel reddit.com/gallery/nkbibs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrambleLambComics
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Wanted: A man who has been stealing wheels from police cars

Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bosco_syrup
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars?

The cops are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Did you hear about that man that got his tires stolen but not his wheels?

He’s been working tirelessly to get them back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmPanCaeks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock

At other times i would just crash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiPaiHongGanLiao
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Real story: I was talking to the Waitress at a breakfast restaurant where a Jeep wheel had just blown out the front window.

I told her she looked exhausted. When you start your day like that you’re tired all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyNow646
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What do you call Alex standing between two wheels?

Alexle.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18
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My dad walked in wearing a steering wheel belt buckle

This thing is driving me nuts.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11
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My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.

not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was gonna put a third set on it, but the ole bike just couldn't do the job anymore.

Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Only1Skrybe
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his privite

The bartender asks β€œ you know you have a steering wheel on your private, right?” The man replies β€œI know, it’s driving me NUTS!”

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πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What is green and has wheels?

Grass I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BKDarkMaze
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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What do you call a big, slowly spinning wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eloste
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What happens when you take a photo of a car with a single wheel?

Nothing happens, You don't take a photo of anything with a wheel, you use a camera/mobile phone instead.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?

He had the Bespin.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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My bike wheel was crooked, but now it's fixed.

True story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isellmidgets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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The invention of the wheel was no big deal.

It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/withouta3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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If falling asleep driving a car is sleeping behind the wheel, what do you call falling asleep driving a motorcycle?

Sleep cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silver4ura
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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What has 4 wheels and flies ?

A dustbin lorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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What has 4 wheels and flies ?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Wii Wheel Rock You!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...

I love a driving wind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...

He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeelixOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?

He's slowly coming around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants

The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Will7838
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkinbiskits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeyLord_11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device

It was a hard drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamThere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?

Because he wanted to make a skate bored!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...

"It'll be grated on a curve."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Before the invention of the wheel...

...everything was a drag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDanger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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If it weren't for cutting corners, we'd never have invented the wheel. /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PollyannaTrust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What did the person who discovered the wheel say?

What a revolutionary discovery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhCuber05
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.

He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkSideDweller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.

The police is working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffunder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A man has been stealing wheels off police cars

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinach_Stock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Wheel, wheel.

Wheel. The third wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peppapig34
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars

Police are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.

He said to the bartender, β€œArr, it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??

"It's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cordur-Oy-Jones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfalberto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Man seen stealing police car wheels.

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What's green with wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_full3r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"

Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bri_IsTheMeOne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What has two wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"

The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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