A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.

The police is working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffunder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...

He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeelixOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.

He said to the bartender, β€œArr, it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?

Because he wanted to make a skate bored!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...

"It'll be grated on a curve."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Wii Wheel Rock You!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What's green with wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_full3r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants

The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Will7838
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"

Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bri_IsTheMeOne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"

The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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If it weren't for cutting corners, we'd never have invented the wheel. /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PollyannaTrust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Man seen stealing police car wheels.

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device

It was a hard drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamThere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What has two wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeyLord_11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, β€œyou have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”

Pirate replied, β€œarghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.

I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.

He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkSideDweller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What did the person who discovered the wheel say?

What a revolutionary discovery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhCuber05
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Before the invention of the wheel...

...everything was a drag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDanger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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BREAKING: A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.

The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkinbiskits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfalberto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?

A Ferrous Wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arihant1479
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?

Arghhh you’re driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebettereli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles

It's driving me nuts.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?

Yes. It's a ferrous wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sawrce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.

The pirate replies, β€œArrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauron3579
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind

It was a very pivotal moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fumperdink06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks,”What’s with the steering wheel?”

To which the pirate replies,”Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudeman144
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What do you call a drug on wheels?

A Cycledelic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ndrwtn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars

They’ve been working tirelessly to find him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsaustinjones
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I asked my mechanic why everyone made fun of what was on my wheel

He said "It's a tire."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NetScr1be
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Pretty sure I just discovered a new color that’s not on the color wheel -

Though it could just be a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-SLAYER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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We had a car that was Front Wheel Drive and a truck that was Rear Wheel Drive, but we traded them both for on SUV

And now it's All We'll Drive!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirge-kismet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?

It wooden drive πŸ™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Singer_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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The person who invented the wheel to make life easier is so lazy

All he did was cut corners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raumerino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Son: Dad, is that a steering wheel in your pants?

Dad: Sure is son.. it's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_suge
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...

"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloonyllama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars

Police are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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A man has been stealing wheels of police cars

The police have been working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seidcafezinho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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