A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...

He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeelixOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??

"It's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cordur-Oy-Jones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants

The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Will7838
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device

It was a hard drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamThere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, β€œyou have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”

Pirate replied, β€œarghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles

It's driving me nuts.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.

Problem is it wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Doctor! Doctor! I’ve got a steering wheel stuck to my groin.

Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.

Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.

He said to the bartender, β€œArr, it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"

The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?

Arghhh you’re driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebettereli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...

"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloonyllama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks β€œDo you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”

The pirate replies, β€œ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, β€œWhat’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”

The pirate replies, β€œAye, it’s driving me nuts.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petersock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants

the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonylynn0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vienty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says β€œaye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”

Pirate replies β€œarrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaSnookGuy23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bar tender asked, "do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?" And the pirate said, "arrr it's driving me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gayshitt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The bartender looks at him and says, β€œDo you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”

The pirate goes, β€œAye, it’s been driving me nuts!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrose9999
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender looks at him and says β€œwhat’s with the steering wheel?”

Pirates says β€œAaarrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, you know you have steering wheel attached to your Willy?"

Pirate: "Aaarrrrr.... It's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bodyfunctions
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs

The bartender asks, β€œSir, why do you have a wheel between your legs?”

The pirate responds, β€œI don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolTiger13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants

The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, β€œHey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, β€œArrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magical_Merlin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Did you hear about that wooden car with the wooden wheels, the wooden doors, and the wooden steering wheel?

It wooden work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blob88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants....

The bartender says, β€œwhat’s up with that?” The pirate says, β€œArrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angusshangus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheeling sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says, β€œHey man, what’s with the wheel?”

The pirate says back, β€œArrr! it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotoriousL2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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The weakest part of the car is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/palawan422830
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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A bartender asks a pirate if he's aware of the steering wheel on his groin

The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoesBeatYou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants...

The bartender said "You know there's a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate said "Arrgh, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reltets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

Barkeep looks over, and says β€œPirate, doesn’t that steering wheel get in the way?”

Pirate says β€œYarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoundCloudster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I have a steering wheel on my crotch

It’s driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NekoLover72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says "sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The pirate says "Aye, it be drivin me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nasicournus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle.

The bartender says: β€œDoesn’t that hurt?” The pirate replies: β€œArrgh, it’s driving me nuts”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Pete
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What did the pirate say when he was asked why he had a steering wheel in his pants?

β€œArrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leonaides04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The bartender says to him "What is that thing doing in there, isn't that annoying?" To which the pirate replies, "Yaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoolie440
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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I got a steering wheel stuck in my pants...

It's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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I’ve got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers.

It’s driving me nuts.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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What does the pirate say when he has a steering wheel in his lap?

YAR!!! IM DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBStage101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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