I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
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︎ May 14 2021
My dad walked in wearing a steering wheel belt buckle
This thing is driving me nuts.
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︎ May 11 2021
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his privite
The bartender asks β you know you have a steering wheel on your private, right?β
The man replies βI know, itβs driving me NUTS!β
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︎ May 17 2021
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
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︎ Dec 23 2020
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, βyou have a captainβs steering wheel in your pants.β
Pirate replied, βarghh, itβs driving me nutsβ.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles
It's driving me nuts.....
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︎ Sep 24 2020
A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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︎ Aug 05 2018
I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.
Problem is it wooden start.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Doctor! Doctor! Iβve got a steering wheel stuck to my groin.
Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.
Patient: Yeah! Itβs driving me nuts!
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︎ Mar 04 2020
The other day, for some reason unknown to me, I was pulled over by a local police vehicle. I rolled down my window and placed both hands on the steering wheel and waited. I noticed that the officer approaching the car was a woman...
When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"
Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"
I answered, that I didn't.
She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"
I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."
Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."
With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...
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︎ Dec 20 2018
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."
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︎ Mar 29 2021
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, βArr, itβs driving me nuts!β
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
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︎ Jan 22 2021
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What does a pirate say when heβs got a steering wheel in his pants?
Arghhh youβre driving me nuts
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︎ Sep 18 2020
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...
"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"
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︎ Dec 09 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle?
Pirate: Arrrrg, itβs drivinβ me nuts.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks βDo you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?β
The pirate replies, β Arrrgh, itβs drivinβ me nuts!β
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︎ Oct 16 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
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︎ Sep 24 2017
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, βWhatβs with the steering wheel? That canβt be very comfortable.β
The pirate replies, βAye, itβs driving me nuts.β
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︎ Nov 12 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants
the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?"
the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"
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︎ Sep 10 2019
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bar tender asked, "do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?" And the pirate said, "arrr it's driving me nuts!"
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︎ Apr 23 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants
The bartender looks at him and says, βDo you know youβve got a steering wheel in your pants?β
The pirate goes, βAye, itβs been driving me nuts!β.
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︎ Nov 26 2018
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says βaye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pantsβ
Pirate replies βarrrgh I know and itβs driving me nuts!β
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender looks at him and says βwhatβs with the steering wheel?β
Pirates says βAaarrrrrr itβs driving me nuts!β
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︎ Feb 03 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper.
Bartender: "Hey buddy, you know you have steering wheel attached to your Willy?"
Pirate: "Aaarrrrr.... It's driving me nuts."
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︎ Aug 13 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs
The bartender asks, βSir, why do you have a wheel between your legs?β
The pirate responds, βI donβt know, but itβs driving me nuts!β
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︎ Nov 01 2018
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants
The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "
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︎ Apr 10 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheeling sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says, βHey man, whatβs with the wheel?β
The pirate says back, βArrr! itβs drivinβ me nuts!β
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︎ Nov 26 2018
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants....
The bartender says, βwhatβs up with that?β The pirate says, βArrrrrr itβs driving me nuts!β
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︎ Nov 26 2018
The weakest part of the car is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Did you hear about that wooden car with the wooden wheels, the wooden doors, and the wooden steering wheel?
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︎ Apr 02 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, βHey, youβve got a steering wheel on your pants.β
The pirate says, βArrrr, I know. Itβs driving me nuts.β
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︎ Apr 24 2019
A bartender asks a pirate if he's aware of the steering wheel on his groin
The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"
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︎ Dec 16 2018
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants...
The bartender said "You know there's a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate said "Arrgh, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
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︎ Jun 03 2018
I have a steering wheel on my crotch
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︎ Jan 12 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says "sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The pirate says "Aye, it be drivin me nuts"
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.
Barkeep looks over, and says βPirate, doesnβt that steering wheel get in the way?β
Pirate says βYarr! Itβs drivinβ me nuts!β
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︎ Jan 02 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle.
The bartender says: βDoesnβt that hurt?β
The pirate replies: βArrgh, itβs driving me nutsβ
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︎ Nov 26 2018
What did the pirate say when he was asked why he had a steering wheel in his pants?
βArrgh, itβs drivinβ me nuts!β
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︎ Jul 15 2018
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants
The bartender says to him "What is that thing doing in there, isn't that annoying?"
To which the pirate replies, "Yaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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︎ Dec 21 2016
I got a steering wheel stuck in my pants...
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︎ Mar 14 2015
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