A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...

He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeelixOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.

He said to the bartender, β€œArr, it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants

The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Will7838
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"

The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device

It was a hard drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamThere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, β€œyou have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”

Pirate replied, β€œarghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles

It's driving me nuts.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?

Arghhh you’re driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebettereli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Son: Dad, is that a steering wheel in your pants?

Dad: Sure is son.. it's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_suge
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...

"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.

Problem is it wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Doctor! Doctor! I’ve got a steering wheel stuck to my groin.

Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.

Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.

It's called Parking Son's disease.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!

Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiestapepper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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The other day, for some reason unknown to me, I was pulled over by a local police vehicle. I rolled down my window and placed both hands on the steering wheel and waited. I noticed that the officer approaching the car was a woman...

When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"

Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"

I answered, that I didn't.

She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"

I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."

Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks β€œDo you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”

The pirate replies, β€œ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, β€œWhat’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”

The pirate replies, β€œAye, it’s driving me nuts.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petersock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants

the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonylynn0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says β€œaye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”

Pirate replies β€œarrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaSnookGuy23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bar tender asked, "do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?" And the pirate said, "arrr it's driving me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gayshitt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The bartender looks at him and says, β€œDo you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”

The pirate goes, β€œAye, it’s been driving me nuts!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrose9999
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, you know you have steering wheel attached to your Willy?"

Pirate: "Aaarrrrr.... It's driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bodyfunctions
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender looks at him and says β€œwhat’s with the steering wheel?”

Pirates says β€œAaarrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.

It is called Parking Son's disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants

The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs

The bartender asks, β€œSir, why do you have a wheel between your legs?”

The pirate responds, β€œI don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolTiger13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Did you hear about that wooden car with the wooden wheels, the wooden doors, and the wooden steering wheel?

It wooden work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blob88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, β€œHey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, β€œArrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magical_Merlin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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The weakest part of the car is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/palawan422830
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants....

The bartender says, β€œwhat’s up with that?” The pirate says, β€œArrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angusshangus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheeling sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says, β€œHey man, what’s with the wheel?”

The pirate says back, β€œArrr! it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotoriousL2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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A bartender asks a pirate if he's aware of the steering wheel on his groin

The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoesBeatYou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants...

The bartender said "You know there's a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate said "Arrgh, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reltets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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I have a steering wheel on my crotch

It’s driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NekoLover72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

Barkeep looks over, and says β€œPirate, doesn’t that steering wheel get in the way?”

Pirate says β€œYarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoundCloudster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says "sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The pirate says "Aye, it be drivin me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nasicournus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle.

The bartender says: β€œDoesn’t that hurt?” The pirate replies: β€œArrgh, it’s driving me nuts”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Pete
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What did the pirate say when he was asked why he had a steering wheel in his pants?

β€œArrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leonaides04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The bartender says to him "What is that thing doing in there, isn't that annoying?" To which the pirate replies, "Yaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoolie440
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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I have a steering wheel stuck in my pants...

It's driving me nuts!

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