A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles
It's driving me nuts.....
What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?
Arghhh you’re driving me nuts
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle?
Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.
Son: Dad, is that a steering wheel in your pants?
Dad: Sure is son.. it's driving me nuts!
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...
"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"
I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.
...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.
I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.
Problem is it wooden start.
Doctor! Doctor! I’ve got a steering wheel stuck to my groin.
Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.
Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!
A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
The other day, for some reason unknown to me, I was pulled over by a local police vehicle. I rolled down my window and placed both hands on the steering wheel and waited. I noticed that the officer approaching the car was a woman...
When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"
Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"
I answered, that I didn't.
She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"
I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."
Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."
With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate replies, “ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, “What’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”
The pirate replies, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants
the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?"
the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says “aye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”
Pirate replies “arrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bar tender asked, "do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?" And the pirate said, "arrr it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants
The bartender looks at him and says, “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate goes, “Aye, it’s been driving me nuts!”.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper.
Bartender: "Hey buddy, you know you have steering wheel attached to your Willy?"
Pirate: "Aaarrrrr.... It's driving me nuts."
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender looks at him and says “what’s with the steering wheel?”
Pirates says “Aaarrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”
When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.
It is called Parking Son's disease.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants
The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs
The bartender asks, “Sir, why do you have a wheel between your legs?”
The pirate responds, “I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!”
Did you hear about that wooden car with the wooden wheels, the wooden doors, and the wooden steering wheel?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
The weakest part of the car is the nut holding the steering wheel.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants....
The bartender says, “what’s up with that?” The pirate says, “Arrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheeling sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says, “Hey man, what’s with the wheel?”
The pirate says back, “Arrr! it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
A bartender asks a pirate if he's aware of the steering wheel on his groin
The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants...
The bartender said "You know there's a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate said "Arrgh, I know, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
I have a steering wheel on my crotch
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.
Barkeep looks over, and says “Pirate, doesn’t that steering wheel get in the way?”
Pirate says “Yarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says "sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The pirate says "Aye, it be drivin me nuts"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle.
The bartender says: “Doesn’t that hurt?”
The pirate replies: “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts”
What did the pirate say when he was asked why he had a steering wheel in his pants?
“Arrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants
The bartender says to him "What is that thing doing in there, isn't that annoying?"
To which the pirate replies, "Yaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
I have a steering wheel stuck in my pants...
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