A list of puns related to "Channel"
I guess they really wanted that breaking news.
He has a lot experience working remote
It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.
It was written by Francis Near.
It’s a real game changer
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
I said, “No, running is faster.”
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera
I've been de-Monet-tized.
It must be in a remote location
He was a frat buoy.
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.
Edit: I can't spell fixed typos
My worst fears confirmed. I have Novid-19!
There's too much sax and violins.
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
Does it make a sound?
It’s an untapped market.
but it's paper view.
Joining the beautubers.
The Mike Rowe organism.
Queen receives BJ
They tend to be BIOSed
It was in a remote location
about American Pickers.
The channel is called "Heavy Petting."
A marathon of marathons.
Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.
"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."
Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!
(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)
Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?
Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.
Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...
Personally I find it two wide.
But it’s paper view only.
But it’s paper view only