It was written by Francis Near.
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
I said, “No, running is faster.”
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera
He was a frat buoy.
It must be in a remote location
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
I've been de-Monet-tized.
I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.
Edit: I can't spell fixed typos
My worst fears confirmed. I have Novid-19!
There's too much sax and violins.
It’s an untapped market.
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
Does it make a sound?
but it's paper view.
The Mike Rowe organism.
Joining the beautubers.
They tend to be BIOSed
about American Pickers.
It was in a remote location
A marathon of marathons.
The channel is called "Heavy Petting."
But it’s paper view only.
Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.
"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."
Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!
Personally I find it two wide.
(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)
Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?
Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.
Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...
I can’t deal with all the Fake Hues!
The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.