Also how to find Channel Orange?
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On the way to work, I saw the Channel 13 news truck getting towed.

I guess they really wanted that breaking news.

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My programmer husband insists he has to be the one to change the channel

He has a lot experience working remote

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Showtime has far too many commercials on their channel.

Itโ€™s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

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Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.

It was written by Francis Near.

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I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.

Itโ€™s a real game changer

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They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel

Itโ€™s suppose to be a romance but donโ€™t be surprised if thereโ€™s some Fowl play.

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My wife was changing through channels on TV. She asked me if I skip, too.

I said, โ€œNo, running is faster.โ€

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There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

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If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?

Triple HBO

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cmaffeo3
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Whats a good Spanish sports channel?

ESBieN

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HelpfulNewspaper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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From the yt channel dad how do I

Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bikesh-baniya
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre

Thespian Network

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I had a YouTube channel where I talked about famous painters, but YouTube took it down

I've been de-Monet-tized.

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Haven't been able to find the channel changer in a few days

It must be in a remote location

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My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....

He was a frat buoy.

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The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.

He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Channel Shark News

I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.

Edit: I can't spell fixed typos

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Channel 19 isn't working on my Tivo!

My worst fears confirmed. I have Novid-19!

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I really don't like my kids watching Little Einsteins on the Disney channel.

There's too much sax and violins.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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So someone commented on my yt channel...
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show โ€œJessieโ€ died the day after Friday

So Saturdayโ€™s really are for the Boyce

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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If an ocean forms a channel through a body of land, and no one's around to hear it...

Does it make a sound?

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Iโ€™m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...

Itโ€™s an untapped market.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I just found an origami porn channel

but it's paper view.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What YouTube channel does Momo have?

WatchMomo

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Thinking of starting a make-up channel

Joining the beautubers.

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Watching The Discovery Channel, I learned which garden organism has the dirtiest job...

The Mike Rowe organism.

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News channels when Boris Johnson visits the Queen of the United Kingdom...

Queen receives BJ

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I dont really like computer tech channels

They tend to be BIOSed

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Human_Rayla
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Struggled to change the tv channel today because I couldnโ€™t find the control

It was in a remote location

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/whattajosh
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Sports channel in the men's washroom...

He is peein'

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I watch the History Channel a lot. Iโ€™ve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,

about American Pickers.

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I created a YouTube channel where I (soflty) use my dog as a percussive instrument.

The channel is called "Heavy Petting."

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Multiple races were scheduled on the same channel on TV.

A marathon of marathons.

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The Dyson Show -- an unintentional Dad-Joke channel

Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.

"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_owbX2VkcE

Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!

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Dad, I have something I have to tell you... (Credit to Channel 2Trillion)
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The Olympics have helped me channel my inner dad...

(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)

Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?

Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.

Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...

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I just found an origami porn channel... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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A lot of YouTube channels are switching to an 18:9 aspect ratio

Personally I find it two wide.

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What happens when a streaming site buys the weather channel?

A torrent!

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I discovered an origami porn channel!

But itโ€™s paper view only.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I just found an origami porn channel

But itโ€™s paper view only

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