Also how to find Channel Orange?
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On the way to work, I saw the Channel 13 news truck getting towed.
I guess they really wanted that breaking news.
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︎ May 28 2021
My programmer husband insists he has to be the one to change the channel
He has a lot experience working remote
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Showtime has far too many commercials on their channel.
Itโs just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.
It was written by Francis Near.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
Itโs a real game changer
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︎ Jan 13 2021
They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel
Itโs suppose to be a romance but donโt be surprised if thereโs some Fowl play.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My wife was changing through channels on TV. She asked me if I skip, too.
I said, โNo, running is faster.โ
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︎ Nov 29 2020
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
From the yt channel dad how do I
Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera
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︎ Sep 22 2020
The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I had a YouTube channel where I talked about famous painters, but YouTube took it down
I've been de-Monet-tized.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Haven't been able to find the channel changer in a few days
It must be in a remote location
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︎ May 09 2020
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
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︎ May 29 2020
The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
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︎ May 29 2020
Channel Shark News
I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.
Edit: I can't spell fixed typos
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Channel 19 isn't working on my Tivo!
My worst fears confirmed. I have Novid-19!
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︎ Mar 15 2020
I really don't like my kids watching Little Einsteins on the Disney channel.
There's too much sax and violins.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
So someone commented on my yt channel...
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︎ Sep 07 2019
The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show โJessieโ died the day after Friday
So Saturdayโs really are for the Boyce
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︎ Sep 10 2019
If an ocean forms a channel through a body of land, and no one's around to hear it...
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Iโm going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
Itโs an untapped market.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I just found an origami porn channel
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︎ Jan 14 2019
What YouTube channel does Momo have?
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Thinking of starting a make-up channel
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︎ May 14 2019
Watching The Discovery Channel, I learned which garden organism has the dirtiest job...
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︎ Sep 12 2019
News channels when Boris Johnson visits the Queen of the United Kingdom...
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I dont really like computer tech channels
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Struggled to change the tv channel today because I couldnโt find the control
It was in a remote location
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Sports channel in the men's washroom...
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︎ Mar 21 2018
I watch the History Channel a lot. Iโve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I created a YouTube channel where I (soflty) use my dog as a percussive instrument.
The channel is called "Heavy Petting."
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︎ Dec 08 2018
Multiple races were scheduled on the same channel on TV.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
The Dyson Show -- an unintentional Dad-Joke channel
Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.
"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_owbX2VkcE
Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!
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Dad, I have something I have to tell you... (Credit to Channel 2Trillion)
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︎ Sep 04 2013
The Olympics have helped me channel my inner dad...
(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)
Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?
Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.
Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...
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︎ Dec 21 2017
A lot of YouTube channels are switching to an 18:9 aspect ratio
Personally I find it two wide.
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︎ Nov 08 2018
What happens when a streaming site buys the weather channel?
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︎ May 09 2018
I discovered an origami porn channel!
But itโs paper view only.
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︎ Jun 22 2018
I just found an origami porn channel
But itโs paper view only
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︎ Sep 06 2018
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