Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.

It was written by Francis Near.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel

It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My wife was changing through channels on TV. She asked me if I skip, too.

I said, β€œNo, running is faster.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tippedframe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Whats a good Spanish sports channel?

ESBieN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelpfulNewspaper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?

Triple HBO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmaffeo3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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From the yt channel dad how do I

Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikesh-baniya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre

Thespian Network

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PacMook_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....

He was a frat buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Haven't been able to find the channel changer in a few days

It must be in a remote location

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamsD351GN
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.

He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I had a YouTube channel where I talked about famous painters, but YouTube took it down

I've been de-Monet-tized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Channel Shark News

I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.

Edit: I can't spell fixed typos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phroedrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Empty V is my favorite channel
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Channel 19 isn't working on my Tivo!

My worst fears confirmed. I have Novid-19!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I really don't like my kids watching Little Einsteins on the Disney channel.

There's too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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So someone commented on my yt channel...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crapool
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...

It’s an untapped market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaMajestic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show β€œJessie” died the day after Friday

So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmy_cod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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If an ocean forms a channel through a body of land, and no one's around to hear it...

Does it make a sound?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerpeggy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I just found an origami porn channel

but it's paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/For_Sigmar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Watching The Discovery Channel, I learned which garden organism has the dirtiest job...

The Mike Rowe organism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Thinking of starting a make-up channel

Joining the beautubers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jige1337
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I dont really like computer tech channels

They tend to be BIOSed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Human_Rayla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I watch the History Channel a lot. I’ve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,

about American Pickers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Struggled to change the tv channel today because I couldn’t find the control

It was in a remote location

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whattajosh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Multiple races were scheduled on the same channel on TV.

A marathon of marathons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gojira04YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I created a YouTube channel where I (soflty) use my dog as a percussive instrument.

The channel is called "Heavy Petting."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fckmeelmo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Sports channel in the men's washroom...

He is peein'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmrtnt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I discovered an origami porn channel!

But it’s paper view only.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/libertydan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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The Dyson Show -- an unintentional Dad-Joke channel

Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.

"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_owbX2VkcE

Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6745408
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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A lot of YouTube channels are switching to an 18:9 aspect ratio

Personally I find it two wide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w1n5t0nM1k3y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Dad, I have something I have to tell you... (Credit to Channel 2Trillion)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SedatSir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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The Olympics have helped me channel my inner dad...

(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)

Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?

Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.

Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jay_el_ess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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I just found an origami porn channel... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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What happens when a streaming site buys the weather channel?

A torrent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_natreal
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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I hate those channels that color the old movies

I can’t deal with all the Fake Hues!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Two cats swam across the English channel. One cat was named "One Two Three", the other "Un Deux Trois".

The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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I just found an origami porn channel

But it’s paper view only

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