You would think that a snail without a shell would move that bit faster..?
but it's actually more sluggish..
They should move pride month to September...
Because pride cometh before the fall.
I live next to the rubbish dump and have a huge fly problem, the bloody things are everywhere. It's gotten so bad I've decided to sell my house and move...
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.
Move over BLM, make way for DLM.
What's the fastest way to move cattle from one field to another?
The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
In the best Dadjoke move of all time..
Stephen King actually named his son Joe.
Why didnt the notepad move
Because it was stationary
What do you use to move an iron boat?
You use an iron oar (ore)
My son told me to move aside.
So I said "Sorry, I only have a B side."
“Dad, did you remember to move the clocks forward last night?”
‘Yeah, but they fell off the shelf.”
My DJ Friend helped me pack my stuff and move.
I told him he's a sound guy.
Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
"I’ve managed not to move for an entire week"
"What do you want, atrophy?"
What do cowboys use to move from state to state?
While I was gardening a potato was watching me and criticizing my every move. He thought he was big stuff.
But I think he was just a commontater
I'd really like to move to Switzerland one day
I hear the flag's a real plus.
Laying on the grass...”two tired”...to move
Which lawn decorations move around from yard to yard?
Gnomads.
(I'm not a dad but I came up with this one last year and have been dying to share it.)
What do you call a spider with outdated dance moves?
The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland
I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent....
It goes without saying...
Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
People ask me why the notepad on my desk never moves
I tell them it’s stationary
How does an avocado move?
What do you call the 2nd richest man, when he moves to Mexico?
I asked some clams to help me move but all they wanted to do was sit there and breathe seawater.
I told them they were just being shellfish.
What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week?
Today morning when I stood on the weighing scale it didn't move at all
My friend said that its impossible for a river to move through the desert.
I told him he was in deNile.
Which country did Usain Bolt move to after his retirement?
Once, I agreed to help Death move his couch to his new place.
After we got there, I realized I forgot those things you’re supposed to sit on. There were reaper cushions.
How do actors move around film sets?
What do you call a pig's karate moves?
Pork chops. (Credit to my baby sister who just told me this.)
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
What do you call a donkey that refuses to move?
I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.
He said, “I don’t like your latitude.”
Not to brag, but yesterday i beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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