I was going to start a subreddit for people to post pictures of their favorite movers of air...
But OnlyFans was already taken.
I got in a fist fight with some movers and won
They were terrible boxers
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Two guys working as movers are short on time for their job and one guy is taking to many breaks.
“Quit STALLIN and start PUTIN things in the truck. We’re RUSSIAN over here.”
You could say that professional movers...
also have career opportunities in boxing.
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
Driving on the highway when my dad starts "crying"...
Dad: "Look, ImRedditingOnMyPhonr, they're gonna move me!" (Pretending to sob and pointing at a movers truck) I stared at it until I I read the name on the side of the truck, "Town & Country Movers", I thought about it for three more seconds before realizing my dad's car is a Chrysler Town & Country, facepalms and grunts were well had
