Why can't athiests use exponents?

Because they don't believe in a higher power.

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👤︎ u/Kymoo6
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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My daughter was complaining about doing exponents in math class.

I told her exponents are easier when you look to a higher power.

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👤︎ u/Fyrefrog25
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What did the exponent say to scare the number?

"you should be *squared*."

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Why do math teachers love fractional exponents?

Because they are deeply rooted in math.

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📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Where's the best place to multiply exponents to the second power?

Times Square.

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👤︎ u/Godredd
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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At a beerfest...

...I randomly asked "quick algebra question: if I have 10p divided by 5p, what do I have?"

confused looks, not knowing where I'm going

"Um, 2p?"

"Correct, I have to pee."

stares of borderline disgust

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