Where did Alfred Pennyworth earn his degree?

Butler University

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
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At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...

...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🀘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada

is it a 34 degree murder in the US?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriezaAndHoushi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts

My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nap_needed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My daughter did a degree in maths but didn't even tell me

Must have been discreet maths

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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After going back to college to get yet another degree, some of my friends made fun of me for it.

They were some real 3rd degree burns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtle-tamer-73
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lostehmost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...

It was the right triangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..

I can solve a problem like Maria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikelb5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns

Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealMrYonder
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.

I just store it at room temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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A high degree of puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rym2031g
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x7ramjet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...

He had bought his protractor in school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.

It was Soda grading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I still don't know how he got a medical degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigGigantic_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What kind of degree can you get at a urinal?

A Pee h.D.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.

It's always right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogersdad247
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I just got my degree in Sky Diving.

I had to drop out to graduate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call a fish with a medical degree

A Sturgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobdel1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I've got a degree in murder!

The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeWeyOfLoaf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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That took a full 90-degree turn reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deciperer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aec1383
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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When a Japanese fry cook completes his training he's presented with a Hibachilor's Degree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...

Guess he was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CokeDude22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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My favorite comedian was in a house fire and got 2nd degree burns over his entire body.

Hey always enjoyed a good roast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/an_actual_goat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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For the past three years, I thought my son was getting an oceanography degree.

Turns out he’s just a C student.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I applied for a Master's degree in Sarcasm

But they wouldn't take me seriously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MageKorith
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I think i get it to a degree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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According to a survey, 80% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English.

That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Why was the train sent to the insane asylum after being convicted of first degree murder?

He had a LOCO MOTIVE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDevil37
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.

He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoseTaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Wife: Hey, this job says you need a degree.

Me: Ha, I'm 98.6 degrees.

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Never argue with a 90 degree angle.

They’re always right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDugat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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It is my second year towards my cosmetology degree, and I’m starting to get a little worried.

When are we going to learn about space?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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I want to take a master's degree in risk management.

Call me the Master of Disaster.

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I asked Santa why he got a degree in music...

He said it was to improve his wrapping skills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thericheat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls

He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MundieR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I read a Shower Thought today that said that if I get a Bachelor's Degree in Science, then I'm techinally science guy like Bill Nye

But I call B.S. on that

*a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giraffe_kick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x7ramjet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do you call a fish with a medical degree?

A sturgeon general

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickmidas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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