If a car is going 30 km/h and makes a 35-degree turn, which of its wheels turns the slowest?

The spare tire...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinkisjustnumbers
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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..

I can solve a problem like Maria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
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Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns

Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealMrYonder
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikelb5
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I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.

I just store it at room temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...

He had bought his protractor in school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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A high degree of puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rym2031g
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.

It was Soda grading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.

It's always right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogersdad247
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I still don't know how he got a medical degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigGigantic_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do you call a fish with a medical degree

A Sturgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobdel1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What kind of degree can you get at a urinal?

A Pee h.D.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x7ramjet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I've got a degree in murder!

The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeWeyOfLoaf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Want to hear a joke about 1/60 of a degree?

Sure, one minute.

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I just got my degree in Sky Diving.

I had to drop out to graduate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My favorite comedian was in a house fire and got 2nd degree burns over his entire body.

Hey always enjoyed a good roast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/an_actual_goat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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That took a full 90-degree turn reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deciperer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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For the past three years, I thought my son was getting an oceanography degree.

Turns out he’s just a C student.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I applied for a Master's degree in Sarcasm

But they wouldn't take me seriously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MageKorith
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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When a Japanese fry cook completes his training he's presented with a Hibachilor's Degree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...

Guess he was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CokeDude22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you call a fish with a medical degree?

A sturgeon general

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickmidas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.

He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoseTaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aec1383
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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According to a survey, 80% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English.

That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I want to take a master's degree in risk management.

Call me the Master of Disaster.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls

He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MundieR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why was the train sent to the insane asylum after being convicted of first degree murder?

He had a LOCO MOTIVE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDevil37
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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I think i get it to a degree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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The judge had no problem sentencing the man who killed his wife on her way to yoga class, for 1st degree murder...

...stating it was pre-meditative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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It is my second year towards my cosmetology degree, and I’m starting to get a little worried.

When are we going to learn about space?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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Wife: Hey, this job says you need a degree.

Me: Ha, I'm 98.6 degrees.

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I read a Shower Thought today that said that if I get a Bachelor's Degree in Science, then I'm techinally science guy like Bill Nye

But I call B.S. on that

*a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giraffe_kick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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My son asked me if he should go to university and get a degree

I told him he should go to a corner so he can get 90 degrees instead!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swordmakerz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Never argue with a 90 degree angle.

They’re always right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDugat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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I saw my sister weeping uncontrollably, worried that her Economics degree won’t land her a job.

I said, β€œAre you having a financial cry, sis?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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I asked Santa why he got a degree in music...

He said it was to improve his wrapping skills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thericheat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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What's a degree that can really open doors for you?

Locksmithing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonderflex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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They told me I couldn't make it with an Arts degree

but in sculpture class alone I made six figures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fallingspiders
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle

But I had to get it just right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlutterB16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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I melted in the 103 degree Dallas heat just to document this pun - I hope it was worth it..... imgur.com/lRgYEuB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Do mathematicians graduate with a radian or a degree?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rkk1945
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Studies have shown meat is best consumed at a 45 degree angle

Hence the name "lean mince"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMunch6754
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Dr. Pepper has a degree. So Dr. Pepper is a graduated cylinder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potchi79
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,

Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomcrap1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Got my two science degree daughters with this joke ;)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iridium21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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What do you call a doctor with an online degree?

WebMD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdp111987
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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Why was the cow convicted of first degree murder instead of manslaughter? imgur.com/TTZTb7g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cappop
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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I heard that they used to have a special name for those who completed a degree at Culinary Schools...

Spatula of Arts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TR_Ollington
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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My parents really encouraged me to go to college to get a degree after high school even thought I told them I already had 98.6 of them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanTellsaStory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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Did you guys hear about the geologist who got his Bachelor's Degree?

He graduated Magma Cum Laude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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What do you call a knife shaped to less than a 90 degree angle?

Acute but deadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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Wingfield Brothers Inc: Degree project. A hypothetical company which make products based on puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2011
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Dad bought a degree

From Tuktoyaktuk University, soley because it said "blah blah blah blah, degree from Tuk U."

He thinks it's hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speddie24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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Academic success is only important to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daftpunk107
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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My degree is in fahrenheit...

...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkFlounder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Struggling to get your chemistry degree?

Just keep your ion the prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmgladeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2014
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My wife said "In theory, it'll be 50 degree tomorrow"

So where is theory then? Let's go there instead of this cold hell.

She did not laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicanes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x7ramjet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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