Where did Alfred Pennyworth earn his degree?
At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🤘
If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts
My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"
My daughter did a degree in maths but didn't even tell me
Must have been discreet maths
After going back to college to get yet another degree, some of my friends made fun of me for it.
They were some real 3rd degree burns.
With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...
It was the right triangle.
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns
Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.
I just store it at room temperature.
I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...
He had bought his protractor in school.
I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.
I still don't know how he got a medical degree
What kind of degree can you get at a urinal?
Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
What do you call a fish with a medical degree
I've got a degree in murder!
I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
When a Japanese fry cook completes his training he's presented with a Hibachilor's Degree.
Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...
Guess he was a cereal killer.
My favorite comedian was in a house fire and got 2nd degree burns over his entire body.
Hey always enjoyed a good roast
For the past three years, I thought my son was getting an oceanography degree.
Turns out he’s just a C student.
I applied for a Master's degree in Sarcasm
But they wouldn't take me seriously
I think i get it to a degree.
According to a survey, 80% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English.
That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.
Why was the train sent to the insane asylum after being convicted of first degree murder?
My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.
He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily
Wife: Hey, this job says you need a degree.
Me: Ha, I'm 98.6 degrees.
Never argue with a 90 degree angle.
It is my second year towards my cosmetology degree, and I’m starting to get a little worried.
When are we going to learn about space?
I want to take a master's degree in risk management.
Call me the Master of Disaster.
I asked Santa why he got a degree in music...
He said it was to improve his wrapping skills.
I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls
He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...
I read a Shower Thought today that said that if I get a Bachelor's Degree in Science, then I'm techinally science guy like Bill Nye
But I call B.S. on that
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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
What do you call a fish with a medical degree?
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