Where did Alfred Pennyworth earn his degree?
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. π€
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οΈ Dec 11 2020
If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
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οΈ Aug 20 2020
My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts
My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"
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οΈ Oct 11 2020
My daughter did a degree in maths but didn't even tell me
Must have been discreet maths
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οΈ Aug 16 2020
After going back to college to get yet another degree, some of my friends made fun of me for it.
They were some real 3rd degree burns.
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
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οΈ Jul 12 2020
In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...
It was the right triangle.
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οΈ Jul 26 2020
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
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οΈ May 21 2020
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οΈ Apr 25 2020
Doctor: Sir youβve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns
Dad: thatβs odd, it felt hotter than that.
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οΈ May 14 2020
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.
I just store it at room temperature.
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οΈ Feb 19 2020
A high degree of puns
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οΈ Aug 01 2019
I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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οΈ Aug 22 2018
My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...
He had bought his protractor in school.
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οΈ Jan 15 2020
I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.
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οΈ May 18 2019
I still don't know how he got a medical degree
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οΈ Mar 10 2019
What kind of degree can you get at a urinal?
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οΈ May 11 2019
Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.
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οΈ Jul 17 2019
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
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οΈ Mar 01 2019
What do you call a fish with a medical degree
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οΈ Aug 19 2019
I've got a degree in murder!
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οΈ Jul 24 2019
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οΈ Mar 22 2019
I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
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οΈ Jun 20 2018
When a Japanese fry cook completes his training he's presented with a Hibachilor's Degree.
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οΈ Mar 06 2019
Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...
Guess he was a cereal killer.
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οΈ Jan 22 2019
My favorite comedian was in a house fire and got 2nd degree burns over his entire body.
Hey always enjoyed a good roast
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οΈ May 22 2019
For the past three years, I thought my son was getting an oceanography degree.
Turns out heβs just a C student.
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οΈ Apr 22 2019
I applied for a Master's degree in Sarcasm
But they wouldn't take me seriously
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οΈ May 01 2019
I think i get it to a degree.
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οΈ Nov 13 2017
According to a survey, 80% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English.
That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.
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οΈ Jan 03 2019
Why was the train sent to the insane asylum after being convicted of first degree murder?
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οΈ Oct 09 2018
My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.
He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily
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οΈ Mar 29 2019
Wife: Hey, this job says you need a degree.
Me: Ha, I'm 98.6 degrees.
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οΈ May 25 2018
Never argue with a 90 degree angle.
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οΈ Jan 07 2018
It is my second year towards my cosmetology degree, and Iβm starting to get a little worried.
When are we going to learn about space?
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οΈ Jul 02 2018
I want to take a master's degree in risk management.
Call me the Master of Disaster.
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οΈ Feb 20 2019
I asked Santa why he got a degree in music...
He said it was to improve his wrapping skills.
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οΈ Dec 03 2017
I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls
He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...
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οΈ Feb 25 2019
I read a Shower Thought today that said that if I get a Bachelor's Degree in Science, then I'm techinally science guy like Bill Nye
But I call B.S. on that
*a
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οΈ Oct 02 2018
I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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οΈ Aug 22 2018
What do you call a fish with a medical degree?
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οΈ Mar 23 2019
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