Low effort photoshop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/outdatedboat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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I was telling my wife how sometimes I feel really high and sometimes I feel really low.

"Dear, get off the swing" she said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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What do we want? Low flying aeroplane noises. When do we want them?

Neeeeeeow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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WHAT DO WE WANT?! Low flying airplane noises! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!

Neeeeeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwww.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netflix_dweller
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Why do Syrians have such a low COVID-19 infection rate?

Because they wear Damascus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedHood290
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?

He wasn't a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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A Low Blow?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonChome
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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I was the top student in my class until my teacher gave me very low marks.

She degraded me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaroZoroark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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This low calorie sweetener makes my coffee very Splendad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?

Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Going for the low Apple here.

So pear with me. I’m berry sorry about this. Eggs are Eggcellent. I deserve to be dilled. Yeah I’m grape at this.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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My phone was showing "Battery low". So I placed it on top of the cupboard.

It worked. Can't see the notification any more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Interactions are low, Hope is high, here's a suprise butt supply.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsw21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..

Only driven from time to time!

πŸ‘︎ 10k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Covid19 is keeping things on the DOW low.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My under-educated son is working for a very low-paying job

That makes cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CTMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Did you hear about the ape that got bullied because of his low status?

He was a norankutang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dantesinternal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Quite a low bar indeed....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genny_Flo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Saw an ad for a DeLorean with low milage...

...said it was only used from time to time.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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I saw I was running low on stickers at work so I made a note of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vt8919
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...

I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLeakestWink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Very low stakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnkapri2626
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?

Lazy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises

When do we want it

Neeeooooooow

πŸ‘︎ 12k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamburgler007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage... Only driven from time to time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlakthusDisko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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If you're dying for low prices

you're a Walmartyr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahernia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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My doctor put me on a low-sodium diet.

I've never been so unsalted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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It was a it concerning that the zoo had such a low fence for the Bobcat exhibit. We knew we were safe when we realized it was distracted by the Deere next door.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bettaa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

Κ‡snΙΉΙ”-ᴉʇuβˆ€ ǝΙ₯β”΄ :βˆ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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So low
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillCosby21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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WHAT DO WE WANT? LOW FLYING PLANES! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?

NEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/federalbucket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call a shirt that hangs down too low?

A gravi-tee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaros262
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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UV Index is "Too Low"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PokemonGollum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I banged my head on a low bridge.

Would have been ok if viaduct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iHyperVenom_YT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I've met a lot of people with low selfe...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCMLucifer
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I finally bought a low mileage used Delorean ...

It was only driven from time to time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I'm gonna just take the low hanging fruit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drhbball14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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That low, eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzzie8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do we want! Low flying aircraft noises!

When do we want them!

Nooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

Edit: (lol first post and of course this joke has been said before)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romanator25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. β€œLow enough?” Don asked.

β€œNo, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/budcuddly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Low quality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrefyHun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danl66713
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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The detective is on the case (low effort)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gompie28
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A new low
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meesa-Jeesa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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If God had low self esteem, would that make him an atheist?

Because he doesn’t believe in himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sBroz410
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I sprained my back while trying to see how low I could go, but there's nobody around to help me up.

I'm stuck in limbo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."

Seriously though, terrible loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relativelyben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I can’t believe Somebody broke in and stole my limbo stick. I mean how low can you go...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do we want? Low flying airplanes! When do we want them? NEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allnerdsbewareme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Fixed my low-toned guitar today...

...Finally got to the base of the problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaofShells
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet

Aiketo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adopogi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Beeware of low-effort puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_gorrod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Is it too soon for low quality meme puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IshaqN94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Low Enough?

I can't believe someone broke into our garage and stole our limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealKTie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Low-key [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echoknocks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Well, hit a new low last night.

Stubbed my toe on the bottom step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mndaver24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Saw it and thought it was in need of a subtitle. Sorry for the low quality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prh_takala
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Sofa King low prices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilycat27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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What do we want? "Low flying airplanes". When do we want it?

Nnnnnnnnnnowwwwwwwwwwwww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoberJ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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The doctor's price for my vasectomy was a bit steep for me, but my offer was too low for him.

In the end we split the deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnochChell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Low effort paint pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManuPanu132
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Normally my electronic scale shows a number, like "205". But today when I checked my weight, it just said "Low".

So I'm feeling pretty good about myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondjimbond
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My doctor just diagnosed me with very low blood pressure.

He prescribed two IKEA self assembly wardrobes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I'm a pretty good golfer and I normally shoot in the low 80s

Any hotter than that is uncomfortable

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caughtBoom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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My doctor just diagnosed me with extremely low blood pressure.

His prescription for me is to assemble two IKEA wardrobes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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As a Father of 4 I’ve realized something... Literally all my jokes are just low-effort reposts of a man greater than I.

To you Dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oldmate81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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What do we want...? Low altitude flyovers!

When do we want them?

NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Feeling a little low, I decided to peruse the local record shop for a new addition to my music collection.

Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe. I had reached Nirvana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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That face when everyone thinks you're a British actor, but you're low-key the god of mischief
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Machiavellian3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Low quality OC (again)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragkire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about his low profit margins.

I think he’s milking it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Low-effort meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hankflax
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Being a waiter is hard. The hours are long, the pay is low.

But at least it puts food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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A man, adrift at sea in his kayak, was running low on supplies

As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.

I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.

They’re all pretty brainless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uzersk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.

It’s just one kilo-byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harperhampshirian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What do you call a bee with a low buzz?

A mumble bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about his low wages.

To be honest, I think he’s milking it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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How can he stoop so low?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Have you heard of the Norse god of mischief? He doesn't like to talk about it, I guess you can say he's low key.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodoboy30
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Low Tide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomerrol
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Why do leaves hang low in the mornings?

because of all of their dews and responsibilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage...

Only driven from time to time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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