What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?

Carbo Nations!

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I gave the dog a bath today and the wife noticed how soft she was and asked β€œDid you condition her?”

So I said β€œyeah, I rang a bell and then fed her”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billwashere
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Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft??

Because he conditioned it. πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TattooedTimi
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A guy I know just bought a bunch (almost a shit-ton) of soft foam footballs and kerosene...

I think his plans are Nerfarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditions it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhena_lahrie
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What goes in hard then comes out soft?

Bubble gum

"See ya later said the blind man!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeHoncho303
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I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions

But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?

Minnesota

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergeantsexxy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??

Minnesota ! HA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied

ΒΏPep? Β‘SΓ­!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klaymens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..

"Where are the reinforcemints"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rictusbb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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The man working the bar tonight was real soft.

He was a bartender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Locktaw
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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We can't decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery

It's an infantile problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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A man told me that throwing my drinks at him wouldn't hurt because I only drink soft drinks. But he was laid out when I threw a can of Arizona.

I guess he didn't expect a my tea throw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?

The slowest swimmer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I had to quit my last job, all I did was test soft drinks

It was just soda grading

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scamperillium
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma-Bot-Killer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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My wife's handbag is sorely in need of replacement. I offered to get her a new soft leather one, but she declined.

I guess she's not easily purse-sueded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Where were small soft drinks invented?

Minisoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...

They brand themselves as MOMzarella...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackmark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My son threw a soda at my head today: So I told him I’m lucky it was a soft drink!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atmouspheric
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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This makes me micro soft
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebeastyboi75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.

It was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
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My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...

He makes cultured pearls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss

But I'm not so easily suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I crush soft drink cans for a living

It's soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captm_obvious
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft?

He conditions it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaamosMajere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why was Ivan Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetavator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunspotshavefaded
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?

Pasta you pervert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaklshakl
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

He conditioned it

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Why was Pavlov's hair soft?

Because he conditioned it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzard224
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WKBX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Which US state is famous for its extra small soft drinks?

Minnesota

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyber_SpacePirate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeahChristopher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrmatt04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThadeeusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkyrock
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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