A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
What is a feline bar tenders favorite drink?
Cat-a-tonic
Now are children are older, I get to appreciate my wife, a Fun, Attentive, Tender, Caring Old Woman
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...
For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.
The meat in Chattanooga is not very tender, it takes a lot of....
Chew Chew ‘ing
My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.
It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
The horse says "Sure."
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
You have to be brave to be a bar tender
It's whiskey business
The only decisions bar tenders make...
are pour decisions
Someone that tends to chickens is a real life chicken tender.
I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...
I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.
A termite walks into a bar and says: “is the BAR TENDER here?”
This probably isn’t the first time you’ve seen this joke
After the husband refused to stretch his tender loins, his wife started placing his favorite dinner on the roof for him...
But the steaks were too high
A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year
Today I could be a free man !
The bar tender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
Two time travelers walk into a bar and realize, "We're in a timeloop."
2 termites walk into a bar and ask where is the bar tender?
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
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A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
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A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
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People who own chicken farms are literally chicken tenders.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
Someone that tends to chickens is a real life chicken tender
If you take care of chickens, you become the chicken tender
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender asks, “hey, why the long face?”.
