A front page pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bcm980
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mfalme7
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.

Apparently it was big news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave7243
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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β€œIs this the Spanish word for β€˜nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

β€œSi, estΓ‘.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM0102
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!

I have no words to describe how angry I am...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalmarky82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/financiallyflutey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If I write β€œhistory” twice on a a page...

...does it mean I’ve rewritten history?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weetabix_gryphon
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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All the comic books I inherited from my brother have their last page ripped off.

I have to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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I recently made it to the front page and celebrated with this Punny post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymunky420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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What do you call a ghost that follows Instaram meme pages

ParaNormie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrldoasis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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How do you buy the front page of the internet?

Using your reddit card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/private_unlimited
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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My older bother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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You know, whenever I'm doing math the numbers won't stop dancing on my page.

I guess logorhythms confuse me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leon-fruity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Page 44), β€œThe Periodic Table”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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I got so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Page 22.) β€œYour Reflection”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Page 103.) β€œA Waterslide”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Saw this on a local page.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebrow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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So I bought this expensive notebook for hiking cause it was supposed to resist rips and tears. I tried to tear a page and ripped it right in half.

So turns out it's tear-able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch57113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Saw this on FB ( The hadharaam movement page ) and had to share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnie42995
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I opened a book and counted the average value of how many times the letters A to M appear in each page of the book. After getting the results, I threw them away.

They are only means to an N.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I bought a thesaurus on-line and when it arrived all the pages were blank.

I have no words for how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently β€œtoo short and informal”.

His words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do you call an old German currency that can double as a page finder?

A book mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFailureKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I bought a dictionary the other day, but when I got home it was just blank pages

I have no words to Express how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I was really bored, so I decided to memorize 6 pages of the dictionary.

I learned Next to Nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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So I bought a thesaurus the other day... But all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaagii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pianobyalex2005
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Stolen from the Atlas and Craftsman Lathes page on FB. Too good not to share.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonickid101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Saw this post in our town’s facebook page and couldn’t help myself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawkout1337
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.

That was refreshing to sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iam_aGoldenGod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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My friend loves puns and I told her to come check out this page. She kept telling me she couldn’t find it....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdiddy1026
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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There is a wizard who terrorizes libraries by ripping pages out of books...

His evil knows no bounds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otherbrotherguy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What do you get when you roll a joint with a page from the dictionary?

High definition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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You wanna know what’s a real page turner?

Your hands.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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My computer science book has one at the bottom of every page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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All the comic books I bought from the store seem to be missing the last page.

I have to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I was really bored, so I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pchardwareguy12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I take pictures from r/breakfast and post them on my Facebook page.

I’m a cereal reposter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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The pun was actually the front page headline of the local newspaper.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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MRW I click on this page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/murdo316
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do you call a crumpled up page of a book on the ground?

"litter"ature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_the_Chorizo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I bought the most expensive dictionary I could find, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Censorship of a web page...

is a site gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyckname
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I wrote a 403 page essay about the internet.

There was another page, but I can't find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RRebo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My human anatomy book doesn't have supplemental pages

The appendix was removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I heard /r/dadjokes really liked puns, so I posted 10 thinking at least one would make the front page.

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writer’s block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.

Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, β€œWhy Euripides?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirate-fool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I told the "apparent" joke on the front page to my manager

He asked if I had a book of dumbass jokes.

"No, just Reddit."

"Yeah, out of a book?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0rdanthi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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From my friend's Facebook page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thadialator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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I bought a thesaurus and when I got home I saw that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jindabyne1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Please, upvote my page

https://gyazo.com/834c22c4f81bed29213d5787228a1d53

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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I’m going to finance a theatrical production performed on a stage covered in pages from the dictionary.

It will be a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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The waybackmachine page

Can also be called a link to the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spacier_soda
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Someone stole pages from both sides of my dictionary.

Now, it only has next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What does the Kings page wear?

Mail armor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HakunaTraumata
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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My friend told me a story of how his little brother ate pages of a magazine and I asked if it was Readers Digest.

I’m too proud of myself to not tell anyone. I honestly think it was like one of those jokes that you come up with after the opportunity has passed, accept this time I thought of it quick enough. I hope this doesn’t appear as self-aggrandizement, I just think it was a good pun.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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I got on the front page of Reddit!!!

You just go to reddit.com and it takes you right there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SidneyBechet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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And yes, that is their Official Facebook page. imgur.com/xAwV4Sa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Williusthegreat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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Two pages into my autobiography, I began to feel a bit lifeless...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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The dictionary I ordered on eBay had only blank pages in it

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/womencaviar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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"DELETER OF THE FREE WORLD" - New York Post front page on the Hillary email scandal imgur.com/0BNIPzn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wazzzzah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.

It's a real page turner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uranus_be_cold
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Thanos made it to the front page with 2 words. Prequelmemes made it with 1. StarTrekGifs made it with 0 words. Can we make it with negative?

Negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearable_bears
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I bought a thesaurus, and I took it home, but all the pages were empty!

I have no words to describe how angry I am!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mobile_Carrot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Texted my family a post on the front page and my dad shot back with this. Should have seen it coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/curly_Q
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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Punny suggestions for an embroidery facebook page?

I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.

Thanks!

Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/409latte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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My girlfriend was explaining to her sister that Reddit is the front page of the Internet.

Her dad overheard and asked, "Well then what's the last page?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n33d_kaffeen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2015
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What did the librarian say when they realised all the pages of animal farm were ripped out?

Orwell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BD8D
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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I just bought a thesaurus and when I got home all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I wrote two full pages of working out for my Calculus class...

Seems like Calcumore to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cruooshup
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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What do you call 150 clones of Ellen Page.

Ellen Book.

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I wrote a 1,000 page novel about a custodian.

It was a sweeping epic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunnedItPundit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I ordered a thesaurus on Amazon, but when it arrived every page was blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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For my english final, I had to type a 6 page essay about AIDS, along with a one slide powerpoint with related pictures. My teacher didn't care for my pun. imgur.com/y5yqAD8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDjentleWhoodie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2013
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Front page material.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iBleeedorange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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My dad says β€œhere’s another one for the page!”

I said β€œDad, I can’t just keep spamming the page with a bunch of Dad jokes. I have to spread them out.”

Dad: β€œIt’s just two jokes! That’s hardly spam! It might be baloney but it’s not spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/picklesmcgickles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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I bought a thesaurus at the store, but when I got home all the pages were blank...

I had no words to describe how angry I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonicPenguinn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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KFC's Colonel is a "Dad" if you check out the twitter page.

@KFC has over 1 million followers, but only follows 11 people

5 Spice girls, and 6 guys named Herb

11 Herbs & Spices

(Seriously, check it out https://twitter.com/kfc)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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I bought a dictionary from the library and realized someone had ripped out pages from the beginning.

They also ripped out pages from the the end. It just went from β€œbad” to β€œworse”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsThisNameValid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I bought a thesaurus and found that all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimHP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of a dictionary

I learned next to nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I was so bored I memorized six pages of a dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prodosh-mittir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeo0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5c077_fr33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I just bought a thesaurus, but all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycraft-ak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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I heard r/dadjokes really liked puns, so I posted 10 thinking at least one would make the front page

10

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