A front page pun
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︎ Sep 12 2018
I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank
I had no words to describe how angry I was
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Went to a fish and chip shop shop that served the food on old atlas pages instead of newspaper.
A bit odd but it really put that plaice on the map.
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︎ May 17 2021
Iβm so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
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︎ May 30 2020
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didnβt laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I created the worldβs first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I accidentally ripped a page off my dictionary
After re-checking it, I found out that little to nothing was missing.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Found on The Chefβs Circle Facebook page
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︎ Dec 23 2019
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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︎ Jan 28 2019
I am having a really bad day, somebody ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary.
It just goes from Bad to Worse!
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︎ Aug 18 2020
βIs this the Spanish word for βnapβ?β She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
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︎ May 02 2020
I came home to find out that one of my kids tore both the front and the back pages of our dictionary.
Things just went from bad to worse.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.
How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Here's my 2 scents on the puns page.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;
I've learned next to nothing.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What page does this appear on?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I recently made it to the front page and celebrated with this Punny post
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︎ Feb 01 2020
If I write βhistoryβ twice on a a page...
...does it mean Iβve rewritten history?
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︎ May 11 2020
Saw this on a local page.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
All the comic books I inherited from my brother have their last page ripped off.
I have to draw my own conclusions.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Page 44), βThe Periodic Tableβ
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Page 22.) βYour Reflectionβ
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︎ Jan 04 2020
My older bother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
You know, whenever I'm doing math the numbers won't stop dancing on my page.
I guess logorhythms confuse me.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Page 103.) βA Waterslideβ
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︎ Jan 06 2020
What do you call a ghost that follows Instaram meme pages
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︎ Mar 08 2020
How do you buy the front page of the internet?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ May 26 2020
Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!
I have no words to describe how angry I am...
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︎ Feb 18 2020
I was so bored over quarantine that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary
I learned next to nothing
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of a dictionary
I learned next to nothing
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︎ Jan 27 2020
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I was so bored I memorized six pages of a dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Oct 02 2019
I got so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am
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︎ May 19 2019
I bought a dictionary the other day, but when I got home it was just blank pages
I have no words to Express how angry I am.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
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