You can never run through a camp site!

You can only ran...cause it's past tents

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OPun (Open source Puns) database from my site released

Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.

I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).

Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun

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REQUEST : Need help with a punny (sorry) construction site related safety slogan

I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tehas19
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I really appreciated my archaeologist girlfriend's tent at the excavation site...

I dug her dig's digs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.

My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing itโ€ฆ

โ€ฆto make hens meet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€˜s favorite porn site

Bonely fans

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What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system

He'll install windows

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChickenFuzzNuts
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I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.

I can't wait to meter.

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I met your mother on a dating site.

I don't know, we just clicked.

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A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."

"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."

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Paddy and his wife are on holiday in England visiting Historical Sites.

"This is where the Magna Carta was signed," said the tour guide, "One the most important documents in English History."

"When was it signed?" asked Paddy.

"1215," said the tour guide.

"OH NO!" said Paddy, "We missed it by 10 minutes!"

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Police report says someone was stealing rockwool from a construction site downtown.

Turns out it was an isolated incident.

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I didn't know my dad stole from construction sites, but...

When I got home, all the signs were there

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/studentadvisor101
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Whatโ€™s a frogs favourite social site?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dwez369
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I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.

They said, โ€œIf your tent gets blown away, you wonโ€™t be covered.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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I just found an origami porn site...

... but itโ€™s paper view only.

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Did you hear about the new dating site that matches women up with construction workers?

It's called Studfinder.

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A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.

Now that's what I call a loco-motive.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KROMATIXX_
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Tinder match is basically love at first site ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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I told my pirate friend with a patch to watch for a letter I sent him that reveals the site of the gold...

He said, I'll keep an eye out for it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I joined a Christian dating site...

But I got Holy Ghosted.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kdryan1
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I just caught my son googling porn web sites, and Iโ€™m completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

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I'm gonna start a dating site for people with serious mommy and daddy issues.

I'll call it Oedipal Arrangements.

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A storm came in as we are on the camp site

It was in tents.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotoriousHothead37
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Two detectives were investigating a murder at a construction site

The evidence wasn't concrete.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
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Dave and Joe are browsing a Jerusalem dating site.

Dave sees the girl of his dreams and asks Joe, โ€œI canโ€™t believe my eyes, is this girl real?โ€

Joe pats his buddy Dave on the back, โ€œYea bud, she Isreal.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Abram_SF
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I got a job at a construction site to drill holes

Its a boring job

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There was a suspicious โ€˜accidentโ€™ at a construction site. The police investigated all the workers at the job site . . .

It looked like foul play. The mason wasnโ€™t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldnโ€™t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.

Then they saw the writing on the wall: the painter had both motive and opportunity. He was seen canvassing the accident site a few strokes before midnight when the accident occurred. The victim fell off a faulty ladder that was covered in finger paint. It seems the victim and the painter had a few brush-ins before. And it wasnโ€™t a pretty picture. The painter was indicted, but despite all the evidence, the charges didnโ€™t stick and the jury let him roll off clean.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dirty_Entendre
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It is with deepest regret that I have to inform you all, my poultry dating site will be closing down,

as I can no longer make hens meet!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Twigsnapper
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A dating site for depressives called "Loves Company".

Cos misery loves company!

(I'm so going to hell for this joke... Worth it.)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wolfyfancylads
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Great name idea for a porn site

Nutflix

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/prepamaddy
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I never wanted to believe that my son was stealing from his job at the construction site

But when I got home, all the signs were there

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If it existed, what kind of social networking site would Jesus use?

Faithbook.

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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/anonymous0876
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You can't run at a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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I've just started up a dating site for chickens. It's not my normal day job, I'm just doing itโ€ฆ

โ€ฆto make hens meet.

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You can only ran through a camp site...

since it is past tents...

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I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, โ€œIf your tent gets destroyed, you wonโ€™t be covered.โ€

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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, โ€œIf your tents get blown over, you wonโ€™t be covered.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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I've just started up a dating site for chickens.

Its not my normal day job, I'm just doing it to make Hens meet.

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You can't run through a camp site...

You can only ran, cause it's past tents

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Datboifritz113
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because its past tents.

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