I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...

Is this a trick question?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What do you call a website with ADHD?

A hyper link.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macuser06
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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There’s a new dating website in Prague

It’s called Czech mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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A shitty website
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmepsi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I was placed under arrest for downloading the whole Wikipedia website

I told the officer "Wait! I can explain everything!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I'm going to make a website that is just videos and pictures of trains and trolleys.

OnlyTrams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweaner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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The other day, I bought some decorative pillow cases from a sketchy website.

Turns out it was all just a sham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ember82O
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What is an arsonist’s favourite website?

Match.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies

Nyetflix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What domain do websites from Mordor use?

.ork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The most beautiful sub on this website is r/citrus.

It’s sublime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Have you seen the new Amish website?

Neither have they...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B_tchlasagna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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This website be like...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DEMSH00T3R
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Why do pirates love this website?

Because all the pages begin with β€œr”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhgXYsi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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what do you called a website that talked about reading, and also criticized a lot.

i reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whytheremate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I think there's something wrong with the constipation website I signed up to.

I can't log out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Grandmothers are like websites

They keep telling you to accept their cookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow__987
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I have a website where I make videos and pics various custards.

Onlyflans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryan879
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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There's a new website that tells you how many days you've got left before you die...

Turns out my days are numbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Loosing weight using the internet is so damn difficult. Like every weightloss website I visit,

I get cookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.

It's called OnlyDans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoShizzity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I once made a website for women drivers...

It kept crashing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joker6983
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Just found out my favorite foot fetish website was taken down

Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krit-NJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I just joined that website, infernallyXXX.com...

They keep sending me matches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Gonna start a website called Onlydads

Where it’s just gonna be a bunch of dads clicking tongues and pulling power tool triggers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastern-Medium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Websites have always seemed kinda fat...

I guess they have a lot of cookies...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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The oreo website... use cookies??
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TobySullivan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do websites and people have in common?

They both use cookies to improve their performance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I heard that Beethoven once wrote a song about a website that lets you submit rental applications online.

He called it "fΓΌr e-lease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryosen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I created a website for orphans

But there isn't a home page .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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My friend built a new house and started a website...

Spiders like the attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call a lumberjack with a website?

a B-logger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socal_Cobra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a Christian dating website for people with lisps?

Faithbook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tris10Dyer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Guess the website!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pornhubschrauber
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…

The servers are currently down...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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What’s the best dating website for really old people?

Carbondating.com

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If you need a website made, call a web developer

He's domain man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I was checking the website of an optical brand...

they have a strong vision statement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I hear there's a new dating website for pirates...

It's called Shiver Me Tinder...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My wife showed me a website where you can send your name on a microchip on the Mars 2020 Rover.

I told her I'm glad the rover is not going to Uranus.

Wesbite for those interested in sending their name to Mars and not Uranus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobbanisgod
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What discount website/app do fish use for cheaper goods?

Grouperon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComedyLover21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I started a website with a collection of jokes for kids, but it failed miserably.

It turns out no one wants to visit www.kidslaughter.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My friend wants me to read the details on this website from the Kevin Fiege AMA session...

He doesn't realise I've Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uncoded_decimal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?

It's called carbon dating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Just been to a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies !!!!

Is that a trick question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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