There is a portal I just can't get through.
It's my arch nemesis.
Portal Terminology
If cake is a lie, then is vanilla cake a white lie?
Portal: Bridge Constructor suddenly added trading cards. I guess you could say it was...
When you hit the pillow to go to sleep
It's like a portal to another REM.
The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...
Is sphere itself
My dadjoke backfired...
So my friend was wearing a fish patterned shirt.
Me: "Hey, nice shirt." Him: "Thanks?" Me: "I'm guessing you're wearing it because you think you're such a great catch." Him: sigh "No, I'm just wearing it for the halibut"
Got my daughters with this one: Eldest: Dad are you ready to go yet?
Me: Digital Potato.
Youngest: WHAT!?
Eldest: What is that supposed to mean?
Me: iYam.
Bonus: Later that day eldest states she has the urge to replay Portal 2.
