I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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502 Bad Gateway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amphetamachine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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The welcome mat is a gateway rug.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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I don't know why some people hated soda...

it's only a "soft" drink after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmt73441
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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My new welcome mat is made of hemp

It’s a gateway rug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mforsb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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My wife is upset that I got a hemp mat for our patio.

She claims it’s a gateway rug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I walked into work today and there was a sign that said "no drugs, no mittens!"

I walked up to my coworker and said "I get 'no drugs' but what is the deal with mittens?"

He looked at me very concerned and said "Everyone knows mittens are a gateway glove!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diabeo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Dell should rename their 'learn more about our products' as delve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuntinyouus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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All wine lovers start with drinking port wine!

It's a gateway wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caposkni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Dadjoked by NPR this morning

The voice on the radio explained how collecting rainwater was catching on in environmental groups. Some people upgraded from a 55 gallon barrel to a 500 gallon vessel. Shows that water vessels can be a real gateway jug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crciv
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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Dude, you're getting a DUI

Today at work a different FedEx delivery dude shows up, makes the "dude you got a Dell!" reference (since he was delivering a computer) and then proceeds to say how we don't see those commercials anymore because the actor was jailed for marijuana possession. Everyone heard it wrong and thought our normal guy was in jail, to which my boss replies, "Weed? I thought that was a Gateway drug!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidtermMassacre
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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My friend's dad dropped this one about marijuana

"If they sold marijuana at the St. Louis Arch, it would literally be a gateway drug..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodlob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2015
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Just got my wife

We're out to dinner and a song comes on. Daughter: Mom, do you know this song. Wife: No, but it's Adele. Me: I thought it was a gateway. Groan and a pained face from the wife. I just smiled triumphantly.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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Landed this one on my co-worker just now

So I work at an apartment complex, and one of our floor plans is called the "Butterflyweed".

Co-Worker: "I'll be right back, I'm gonna go do the Butterflyweed" Me: "Don't do it! I hear Butterflyweed is a gateway floorplan".
Co-Worker: groan...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xayus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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