I walked up to my coworker and said "I get 'no drugs' but what is the deal with mittens?"
He looked at me very concerned and said "Everyone knows mittens are a gateway glove!"
The voice on the radio explained how collecting rainwater was catching on in environmental groups. Some people upgraded from a 55 gallon barrel to a 500 gallon vessel. Shows that water vessels can be a real gateway jug.
Today at work a different FedEx delivery dude shows up, makes the "dude you got a Dell!" reference (since he was delivering a computer) and then proceeds to say how we don't see those commercials anymore because the actor was jailed for marijuana possession. Everyone heard it wrong and thought our normal guy was in jail, to which my boss replies, "Weed? I thought that was a Gateway drug!"
"If they sold marijuana at the St. Louis Arch, it would literally be a gateway drug..."
We're out to dinner and a song comes on. Daughter: Mom, do you know this song. Wife: No, but it's Adele. Me: I thought it was a gateway. Groan and a pained face from the wife. I just smiled triumphantly.
So I work at an apartment complex, and one of our floor plans is called the "Butterflyweed".
Co-Worker: "I'll be right back, I'm gonna go do the Butterflyweed"
Me: "Don't do it! I hear Butterflyweed is a gateway floorplan".
Co-Worker: groan...
