Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
How does a tree connect to the internet?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
Itβs the beeβs knees.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
After a half century of study, Iβve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.
He was quite irrigated about it.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What do you call a confused wireless connection?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Albino dalmatian
On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Supervisor was talking about an Ethernet connection
I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny.
He gave me a verbal warning... :/
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
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︎ Mar 27 2020
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Safest username for online rapper society is βconnectβ β
Cause no one wants to βdiss-connectβ
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︎ May 11 2020
I have a real connection with my chiropodist
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
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︎ Apr 23 2020
A mouse and a PC walk into a bar.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Two antennas got married
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I did nazi that one coming
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Tee hee
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︎ Jan 30 2020
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...
And that's a huge ass connection.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Pretty weak connection.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Why is there 2 d's in 'Reddit'?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
My internet died today
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Donβt tell my WiFe, but...
I have been using an Ethernet cable more than anything else.
You can say we have poor communication which makes it difficult to connect.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
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︎ Apr 21 2019
I connected with this jokes in so many ways ;)
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︎ Aug 16 2019
You know how B.B. King used to connect Lucille to his amplifier?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
What connection is confused?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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