A leek
A compatible.
It said I needed to install a new copy of Word-- but when I did, the file type was no longer compatible. I actually had to copy and paste it from a window of the old Word to a window of the new Word.
You were probably expecting a pun in this story, but there isn't one-- just a little play on Words.
Took my iMac in because the hard disc failed. The machine is 6 yrs old so I was made to feel embarrassed coz it was 'vintage and obsolete, Apple don't carry parts and can't help'. I was becoming a bit pissed off at the attitude I was getting then more pissed off when Mr Genius started to tell me to buy some suction pads that glaziers use to carry sheets of glass around, pull out the screen, undo 18 screws etc etc to change the disc myself. That's when I hit him with...
"Glaziers' suction pads? I thought they were only compatible with windows"
He didn't even flinch. Just completely ignored it and carried on sneering at me for having the audacity to be using an old machine. I left feeling like a piece of shit with only pride in my joke keeping me going.
But it was only compatible with Apple
Though I'm graduated from college, my mother still kindly pays for my cell phone bill as I'm on her contract. I was complaining to her today about how many dropped calls I've had lately, and she suggested it might be an issue when I go through the hills.
Living in Pittsburgh... I can't help but go through hills all day long.
Me: "Maybe my cell phone service is a problem since I live & work & commute through hills."
Mom: "Yes, maybe it isn't compatible with your hill-billy lifestyle."
GROAN
