Compatibility is key to a relationship
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📅︎ May 05 2020
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What vegetable isn't compatible with boats

A leek

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📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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What type of cow can work with anyone and anything?

A compatible.

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📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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I was at home writing a play the other day when Microsoft Office needed an update.

It said I needed to install a new copy of Word-- but when I did, the file type was no longer compatible. I actually had to copy and paste it from a window of the old Word to a window of the new Word.

You were probably expecting a pun in this story, but there isn't one-- just a little play on Words.

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📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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Landed this on the 'Genius' in the Apple store...

Took my iMac in because the hard disc failed. The machine is 6 yrs old so I was made to feel embarrassed coz it was 'vintage and obsolete, Apple don't carry parts and can't help'. I was becoming a bit pissed off at the attitude I was getting then more pissed off when Mr Genius started to tell me to buy some suction pads that glaziers use to carry sheets of glass around, pull out the screen, undo 18 screws etc etc to change the disc myself. That's when I hit him with...

"Glaziers' suction pads? I thought they were only compatible with windows"

He didn't even flinch. Just completely ignored it and carried on sneering at me for having the audacity to be using an old machine. I left feeling like a piece of shit with only pride in my joke keeping me going.

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👤︎ u/smithmf
📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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My friend was trying to stick his headphones into a tangerine...

But it was only compatible with Apple

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👤︎ u/edweirdoE
📅︎ May 02 2017
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