Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
My wife can't function unless she visits the chiropractor...
I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.
What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function
What is autocorrect main function?
Teleporter
-"This Teleporter only teleports Energy."
-"It does what?!"
>!-"It doesn't matter."!<
My own Idea, still not really complete. How does it function better?
If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?
It stands for the gunction of x.
I just watched a documentary about graphical functions, and was a little disappointed.
The plot line was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
I onced used some poor functioning speakers in front of a live audience.
I got some pretty bad feedback.
Why did you find a stoned able Sherlock Holmes applying ketchup to your front yard ??
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
Two chemists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the first. "I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
My math teacher started telling a story in the middle of teaching us about trig functions
It was a pretty funny tangent, though
After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop functioning?
Your pupils. They dilate.
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
I had an idea to build a functioning car with steel wheels
Sadly though, it never gained any traction.
Why couldn’t the Parabolic function find a new girlfriend.
Her X always comes first and
She doesn’t know y.
People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.
Writing a paper on whether the Categorical Imperative and Rule Utilitarianism are functionally different and which offers a better understanding of morality...
...and right now, I literally Kant even.
What math function can’t keep still?
One of the clocks at work stopped functioning today, and the ladies asked me to fix it.
And so I did! Now I’m the Man of the Hour.
I was struggling with graphing trig functions today...
It made me feel a little sinusoidal
My daughter's calculator didn't function anymore.
I told her to press F(x) to pay respect
I got a joke about a functioning alcoholic.
The punchline works, but it gets a lot of booze
My Grandpa always pulls this one out at family functions.
Did you know I used to play hockey in high school?
Only back then we spelled it with two o's
Every. Year. We always laugh to indulge him, he loves it.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
Propeller Function
My dad was a pilot. His favorite joke was to ask if we knew the function of an airplane's propeller. After the usual crazy guesses about propulsion he would reveal that it was actually to keep the pilot cool ...
"Just turn it off and watch him start to sweat."
I miss him. ... Now I'm sad.
When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
A recent study found out how much sleep a normal teenager needs.
Every time I get turned on a dvd appears in my underwear
Turns out I have erectile disc function
I usually don't tell dad jokes...
My Xbox Red-Ringed...he couldn't resist.
I went to a pirate conference the other day but they refused to serve food to any of the parrots…
It was a polynomial function
This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future
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