What google application is the most supportive?

Google drive because it always has a folder to cry on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTreePi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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My job application was rejected by a juice company...

I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What kind of flooring can be used for any application?

Versa-tile!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I just read a book about the proper application of adhesive substances

I just cant put it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hey-reddit-im-dad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?

All it does is spreadsheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sothg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.

They told me, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Application or downlication?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Due to coronavirus, applications are being moved from TCP to UDP.

To avoid handshakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsimpleismart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...

The nervous system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What happened to the dull knife's application

It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pulsar0516
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.

I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebfazio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I heard that Beethoven once wrote a song about a website that lets you submit rental applications online.

He called it "fΓΌr e-lease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryosen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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My best job application yet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalelaIsMeh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I lied on my application for membership to the American Amputee Association

When they found out, I was dismembered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Lately I have been lying on all of my job applications.

I found them all stuffed under my mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fux_Aches
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Google Just launched an application for infants and newborns, it's called

Google-dada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Udjasen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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An iPhone application should be called as an Applecation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I just read a patent application for a device that advances through a book while you read it.

It was a real page-turner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mhwal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.

It's a real page turner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uranus_be_cold
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Instagram: An application that lets you instantly summon a grand-mother.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maax42_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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So I was working in a group planning out a new C# application

I loudly proclaimed "I object."

Boss: To what? We barely started.

Me: Oh, I thought we were using object oriented programming.

Room: groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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MIT's Computer Science PhD application only accepts text files. That's really ASCII a lot, in my opinion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/markjamesyork
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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My university's Archery Club asks for an original joke in it's application form ... I think I'm way ahead of the curve to become a dad

My application reads: Why did the German archer refuse to adopt the Euro?

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Because he missed his mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terb3ar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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