TIL A Ben and Jerry's employee fell into the chocolate coating vat last year

The company held a press conference to announce he's been completely covered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fileobrother
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Did you hear about the mailman who was taking the mail, coating it in patΓ©, and sticking it in his underpants?

... It was undie livered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spankleberry
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After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it

So I used stevia instead.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoodHippo9
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I've just bought my wife a new coat, that's all the colours of the Spectrum.

Black, with grey rubber buttons.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
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Where does Santa keep his coat?

In the Clause-it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skrugzalicious
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uhavethebiggay
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The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.

She looks totally wicket in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joeChump
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I'm applying coats of varnish to the table I'm making

My brother: Jeez, How many coats do you need? I'm sure the table is warm enough already!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CodyBaanks
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What do you call a swat officers coat?

A brooch and clear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Routine_Palpitation
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What happens when a painter gets cold?

He/she puts on another coat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheKillahG
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Albert Einstein's COAT of the day
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperSujith_16
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I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.

So I had to jacket.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iLL_Motives
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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Why does Dolly Parton always spill her coffee?

Her joe leans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LaTortugadelMuerte
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A toothless old lady in hospital always gave away the peanuts she was given by her visitors to the nurses to eat.

One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glezgatoon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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What kind of coat does a house wear?

A coat of paint

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pickle_mateo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2020
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Today I went out searching for shredded coconut coated in chocolate.

They call me The Bounty Hunter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datolite7
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A chicken and a duck are stood by a road

Chicken clucks to his friend "don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuzzy-chin
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You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.

You never know when someone might jack it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2shack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2020
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I saw a woman wearing a coat made out of animal pelts.

I was like, "Fur real?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2020
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Coat of arms
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dee_Lansky
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HairBrainedProjects
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Coat of Arms
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SwordOfCheese
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β€œThe Queen is coming. Please wear your family coat of arms.”
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I looked rather dapper in my pants, coat and tie, if I don't say so myself!

The clothes suited me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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My kid just got fired from his coat check job.

He couldn’t get the hang of it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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You otter hear this

A stoat and a weasel meet in a bar in the late fall and have a few drinks. One thing leads to another, and they decide to leave and spend the night together.

As they leave the weasel leans over and whispers, "i see you've changed into your winter coat. So, your place, ermine?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/damarius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
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What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/man_nowhere
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Two elderly women were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. One woman has a stroke.

The other couldn’t reach.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/labink
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What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human?

A purrson

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/man_nowhere
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jeepon728
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chuck_elliottJr
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How do you steal a coat?

You Jacket

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrWulf360
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket 😎

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Otterz4Life
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How do you steal a coat

You jacket

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/got_nohandz
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You JACKET!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idkthisisnotmyusual
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Boom223
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What kind of coat does a house wear?

A coat of paint

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oldgenmemelord
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What does a house wear?

β€œAddress”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HangryModeActivate
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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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