Why was the Navy Seal sad?

He doesn't like the color blue.

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Navy seals.
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Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?

Because he couldn’t see that whale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mszeedoubleu
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Seal the deal.
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What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?

A stamped bull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Navy seal

Dammit, why can't I be grey or brown like all the other seals?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
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Well, that seals the deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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Flex Seal
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Seal of disapproval
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Flex Seal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yachtman24
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Seal of approval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mliepins11
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What do you call a handsome seal?

Mr. Seal Yo Girl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadaEh1992
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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Do not consume if seal is broken
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
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What is a seal's favorite subject in school?

Art

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Where did the seal work at?

The ART store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThyTiredOne
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[Seal away]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenGamer7
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I got his seal of approval. v.redd.it/ps7izkqtaq931
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
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A baby seal walks into a club
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuyHighSellLow101
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I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Someone_0211
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Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?

He was dissed by the prose at a rave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
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A seal goes into a bar

The bartender asks,"What'll be Mr.Seal"

The seal replies,"Anything but a Canadian Club.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why don't seals become DJs?

They're afraid of club hits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sploding_burnout
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikspark86
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What planet does a seal live on?

EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HvlfWxy
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He is a part of the navy seals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deans_Roast
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A seal is just a neutral sea lion. Neutral, as in without the ion.

Thanks in advance to u/entrinao for suggesting this subreddit to me :)

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A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asks"hey Mr. Seal, what would it be?"

The seal says,"anything but a Canadian club"

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My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.

It’s just one kilo-byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harperhampshirian
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This gets the Seal of Approval.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If only it were that easy for the seal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
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Seal training with seals gfycat.com/CleverGraveAde…
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What do you call a positively charged seal?

A Sealion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben-Dover-123
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Do not consume if "Seal" is broken imgur.com/k2Ja6gv
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What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackerman79_
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Oh, that Seal!
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What did the baby harp seal order in the bar?

Anything but a Canadian Club.

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What did the seal with a broken arm say to the hungry shark?

Do not comsume if the seal is broken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonPhyres
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This meme has my seal of approval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
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Mr. Seal Yo Girl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MomoYaseen
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I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion.

You know, neutral. Without an Ion

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The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
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Why didn't the shark eat the disabled seal?

The seal was broken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACheeseGod
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Navy seal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
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My dad on Navy SEALs.

I was watching Captain Phillips with my parents:

Mom: That Navy SEAL looks a bit too chubby to be a SEAL.

Dad: Maybe he's a Navy Walrus.

Hilarious, dad, hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry_Spacepimp
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Navy seal
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Navy Seals! Also I think my friends hate me... i.reddituploads.com/a5f34…
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What kind of sign do seals put out when the floor is wet

CAUTION FLOOR FLIPPERY WHEN WET.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZvKGaming45
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Listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal

Wife: This is a really strange song. I mean do roses even have lips?

Me: No but I know what plant does.

Wife: ?

Me: Tulips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DPAtheCPA
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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An irradiated seal’s atoms can become sealions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fabuloustortuga
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What do you call a seal that lost an electron?

Seal-ion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_MC_KittyFace
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Can i get your seal of approval?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/29DavesLater
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The Seal of Excellence imgur.com/N5jXs9P
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What was the general consensus amongst seals in regard to the new club scene ?

It was a hit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElCarabo
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What I said when I heard that a 43-year-old seal just passed away at the National Zoo livememe.com/i598na9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mypanda
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Why are seals such good detectives?

Because their cases are always airtight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZemeOfTheIce
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So we went down to the beach to see the harbor seals...

All they did was flip us off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radakail
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Literal seal of approval.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonjuniorgray
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Got this from a SEAL

Knock Knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is locked.

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Silly seals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/otter_rage
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What do you call a positively charged seal?

A seal(ion)!!! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senor_Andy_Panda
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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
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I want to start a nightclub for animal rights activists. We'll call it the "Seal Club."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trampabroad
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Navy Seals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Promised_LAN
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He kept making his seal noise laugh and smacking his knee afterwards.

Dad: Hey is that burger place "Five Guys" good?

Me: Yeah it's okay but it's pretty damn expensive.

Dad: We should go to "One Guy" than... I bet it'll be cheaper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xMIKEx714x
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A baby seal walks into a bar...

A friend of mine saw the 'Embarrassed Seal' meme, and decided to make one of his own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athros
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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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A baby seal walks into a club
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magurtis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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So, this baby seal walks into a club...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fjw09080
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark.

β€œDo not consume if seal is broken”

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