Poor thing turned into a sea lion.
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
He wasn’t really inuit
A seal ion.
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
... so I bought a seal iron
Because they don't have pockets.
"I o n"
He doesn't like the color blue.
I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.
Because he couldn’t see that whale
A stamped bull
Dammit, why can't I be grey or brown like all the other seals?
Art Art Art Art!!!
Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....
The bartender asks,"What will it be mr. Seal?"
He replies,"Anything but a Canadian Club!"