Did you hear the one about the Seal that lost an electron?

Poor thing turned into a sea lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksdesh
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That seals it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivan420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Baby seal walks into a club

What a tragedy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheProffalken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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What's a seal's favorite subject?

Art Art Art!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatli
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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

ion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/07mystican
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Why do seals swim in salt water ?

Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?

bad ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannypWooley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace-Trainer-AJ
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Seal of Disapproval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.

He wasn’t really inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blopso
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What do you call an electrically charged seal?

A seal ion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"

The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyyoutookmyname
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

"Do not consume if seal is broken."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkress
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly

... so I bought a seal iron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Seal of approval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlmn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?

Because they don't have pockets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Seal of disapproval
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Seal the deal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFriman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?

"I o n"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benhick92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Navy seals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/learjet2014
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why was the Navy Seal sad?

He doesn't like the color blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.

I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Accidentally ran over a French seal today .

Phoque .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liddles06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Flex Seal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yachtman24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?

Because he couldn’t see that whale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mszeedoubleu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Well, that seals the deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?

A stamped bull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Flex Seal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/time4nap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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[Seal away]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenGamer7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Seal of approval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mliepins11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Do not consume if seal is broken
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Navy seal

Dammit, why can't I be grey or brown like all the other seals?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Where did the seal work at?

The ART store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThyTiredOne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I got his seal of approval. v.redd.it/ps7izkqtaq931
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Seal of approval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikspark86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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What do you call a handsome seal?

Mr. Seal Yo Girl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadaEh1992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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If only it were that easy for the seal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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What is a seals favorite subject?

Art Art Art Art!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmicnate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What does a seal study in school?

Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MALESTROMME
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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A seal waddles into a bar...

The bartender asks,"What will it be mr. Seal?"

He replies,"Anything but a Canadian Club!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What is a seal's favorite subject in school?

Art

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