Did you hear the one about the Seal that lost an electron?
Poor thing turned into a sea lion.
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
ion
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?
bad ass
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
"Navy Seal." reddit.com/gallery/jhn7l8
My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly
... so I bought a seal iron
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
Sea kelp
What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?
"I o n"
What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?
Canadian Club.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.
I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque .
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull
Flex Seal
Navy seal
Dammit, why can't I be grey or brown like all the other seals?
I got his seal of approval. v.redd.it/ps7izkqtaq931
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!!!
What does a seal study in school?
Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....
A seal waddles into a bar...
The bartender asks,"What will it be mr. Seal?"
He replies,"Anything but a Canadian Club!"
What is a seal's favorite subject in school?
Art
