I realized that the 8mm fastener is my favorite because it's my M8!

That is all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadPunsAreBadPuns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I just finished reading a book on the history of metal fasteners.

I have to say it was absolutely riveting.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I remember the first time I bolted two things together with metal fasteners.

That was a riveting experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I watched a movie about fasteners tonight

It was riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danakinskyrocker
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using nails or screws as fasteners.

I told her yes... and it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeyRobot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt...

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunny_McShoot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I spent most of the weekend fastening pieces of fabric together for an upcoming project.

It was riveting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmjr16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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One of my talents is finding it easy to fasten the strap that holds the saddle to a horse...

It's a cinch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I watched an interesting documentary about how to fasten two sheets of metal together.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RegalBen56
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I had an idea to make some curtains that don't need to be fastened

But after the first prototype, that's out the window

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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You now what always fastenates me

Seatbelts

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My job is to drill things, and then fasten them together.

At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwerty1134
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_iraq_such_as
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I saw a documentary about metal fastening

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailedBasilisk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Today I learnt how to properly fasten two pieces of metal together

It’s riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAmazingJames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopfler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Fascinate

A class of third graders are sitting down at their desks one morning when their teacher walks in.

β€œGood morning class, today we’ll be working on our English. Can someone use the word Fascinate in a sentence for me?”

Little girl in the front row raises her hand high, squirming in her seat. β€œThe stars last night were fascinating.”

Teacher looks at her and says,”Close, I want you to use the word Fascinate.”

A boy near the middle of the room stands up and says,”I’m fascinated by the ocean and it’s creatures.”

β€œThat’s still not the answer I’m looking for.” The teacher says. β€œCan anyone give me an example of Fascinate in a sentence.”

A quiet boy in the back stands up, clears his throat and says,”My grandmother came over last night wearing her new dress. It has ten buttons in the the front but her boobies are so big she can only fasten eight of them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiCill666
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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The next Fast & Furious should be called, "Fast10: Your Seat Belts"

Fasten your seat belts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcgrotts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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vent reznor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wookinpanub1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Buttoning up my little daughter's coat one day, it hit me ....

Being a parent really is fastenating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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A wizard dies and they lock up his ashes in a lamp

The lamp is then fastened by the sea, just so none of the townsfolk get into trouble. One day, an inquisitive young chap opens the lamp and the wizard starts wreaking havoc upon the town. All the scientists gather and decide to chemically dissolve the lamp. But all the chemicals they have fail to work. They try to burn it, melt it and what not but nothing works. Finally one scientist says β€œI know exactly what we should do. Pour excessive chemicals and try to dissolve it. I know we’ve tried it before but let’s give it another shot.” They bring in acids and other corrosives from the neighbouring cities and pour it on the lamp and it successfully dissolves and the wizard disappears. Everyone is amazed and asks the scientist β€œHow did you know about the extra chemicals?” The bald, black scientist looks at them and says β€œOh that’s easy. Moored urn problems require more darn solutions.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordoflethargy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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We had an IDEA...

Back a few decades, I was working in a program with a local college in the Middle East.

The name of the program for ExPats has the clever acronym of "IDEA" (hey, I said it was clever); which stands for "Inter-Departmental Educational Adjunct". It's interdepartmental because my particular specialty not only covers field geology but also paleontology and a bit of archeology thrown in for good measure. Everyone hopes to have a good IDEA...

ahem...

Well, we saddle up and head for the Dune Sea out in the west of the country, where the Precambrian, Cambrian, Silurian, Cretaceous, Pliocene, Pleistocene, and Holocene crop out and access is relatively easy and non-injurious.

Well, we caravan out, some 30 Land Cruisers, Nissan patrol, and the odd Mitsubishi Galloper strong. We all get our maps, compasses and split up into 5 or 6 special interest groups ("SIG's"); where each IDEA has his own GPS and LIDAR laser ranging apparatus. Reason being, that there are very few benchmarks out in the desert, and even those are constantly at the mercy of the shifting and ever-blowing sands.

Since we're split into groups and at any one time, ranging up to and including some 50 km2, when a real find is located, a device called the "DIME" (Digital-Interface Monitor Encoder) is attached and programmed into the GPS for location later; it is a digital sort of low-frequency transponder, developed from technology used by offshore drillers and jacket setters where benchmarks are even more transitory.

The way it works is rather simple. When something is to be marked for later retrieval, a series of wooden posts are pounded in a triangular manner around the find and the DIME is set, programmed with the GPS and attached to one or more of the posts.

That's the theory, at least.

Everything works well, especially all the hardened electronics and computer gizmos, but attaching the DIME to the stakes is the real problem. It can't be nailed, screwed or fastened with any sort of metal contrivance as that farkles the magnetic field and causes all sorts of goofy spurious signals. Zip ties don't last long in the heat and duct tape is right out. Many sites have been lost to the shifting sands this way.

Velcro doesn't work too well, as the sand fills the hooks of the receiving piece of velcro and soon renders it useless. String or fishing line work, but that's temporary (they melt). Glue or mastic are out as these are supposed to be temporary. Even plastic sleeves don't work due to the heat out

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I read a book titled The Nuts & Bolts of Nuts & Bolts.

It was fasten-ating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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Drills are boring

Fastening things together with metal is riveting.

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I went to the seatbelt exhibit of the car museum the other day.

It’s fastenating really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Want to hear a fascinating story?

When I was growing up, I had a coat with nine buttons. It didn't fit me very well, so I could only fasten eight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fevanpatrick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt.

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmy_rickar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt

And then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt

But then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mungoflago
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seatbelt

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xryan2002x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I couldn't figure out to fasten my seat belt,

Then it clicked.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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