What do you call really expensive Velcro?
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.
Going to treat myself to Velcro shoes, instead of laces.
When I was 8 years old my best friend died from a velcro accident.
Did you hear the joke about velcro?
Well someone else came up with it, so if I told you I'd feel like a bit of a rip-off.
the man who invented velcro died today
My one new years resolution was to start to use my Velcro wall more.
So far I'm sticking to it.
I bought a roll of over priced Velcro yesterday
I would not but anything that's Velcro
Regardless of price, Velcro is always a rip off
My New Year's resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall.
And I plan on sticking to it!
Why wasn’t the customer satisfied with the Velcro they just bought?
The person who created velcro has died
I prefer shoe-laces because Velcro is a rip-off.
Never, ever invest in Velcro....
Transparent velcro...
Can't see that catching on...
Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.
I really wish Velcro was cheaper.
Everywhere I go it is always such a rip off.
The inventor of Velcro was skeptical about the name at first
But after a while it stuck with him
My dad always tells me never to buy anything with Velcro.
Velcro Salesman
A Velcro salesman knocked on my door and said I should be using Velcro to tie my stuff down. I told him I would rather knot.
The man that created Velcro has passed away.
Went to the store to get some velcro...
"I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
The man who invented velcro died.
The guy who invented velcro died...
Just a reminder, don't buy anything with Velcro
The man who invented Velcro died.
My New Years resolution this year is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.
I’m planning on sticking to it.
My New year's resolution is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.
I'm planning on sticking to it.
The man who invented Velcro has died
The inventor of velcro died today.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
The never buy anything made with Velcro
I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro...
Don’t buy anything with Velcro on it.
You should never buy Velcro
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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