I don't know, asparagus?
With a Cabbage Patch
With tomato paste.
With a pumpkin patch! 🎃
doesn't matter, they can't fix it either way because they're not bright enough.
They fell down anyway. What a waist of time.
The King of Spade.
With a tuba glue.
With a monkey wrench
He refused
My door is always open
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
You take something for it.
It’s always breaking.
it was very grounding
The retail shop
With a mend-a-city program :)
It won’t stand up on its own anymore
It’s two tired
Masking tape
I guess I'm more of a spokesman.
He works it out with a pencil.
..But its definitely worth a shot.
It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
I can't tell you how much it hurts!
But Seal Team Six got the job done!
The rest of your life.
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked.
The monk replied "religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, but why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
He force quit it
A pumpkin patch
With a pumpkin patch
He Refused
My door is always open
With a pumpkin patch!
With a monkey wrench.
You use a pumpkin patch.
But it's worth a shot.
But it's worth a shot
But it’s worth a shot.
With a tuba glue
